The Gig is Up

Yes @CarlManvers2019 you should well feel ashamed. If you wish to regain your state's honor, you must meet this she-troll in pitched combat. I recommend a blade made of the finest silver, so that it might cut through her thick hide and wound her demonic essence. But that will not finish her! You must set the remains ablaze with a torch while singing a hymn to the Lord. Only then will her wretched spirit be hurled back into the pit from which she came.
 
The Original Sixth said:
Yes @CarlManvers2019 you should well feel ashamed. If you wish to regain your state's honor, you must meet this she-troll in pitched combat. I recommend a blade made of the finest silver, so that it might cut through her thick hide and wound her demonic essence. But that will not finish her! You must set the remains ablaze with a torch while singing a hymn to the Lord. Only then will her wretched spirit be hurled back into the pit from which she came.
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I’m not American or Western

That said, I would be puking due to being in close proximity....why did she shave her head!?
 
CarlManvers2019 said:
I’m not American or Western

That said, I would be puking due to being in close proximity....why did she shave her head!?
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Come now my lad! No excuses!

You're young and spry. And no doubt of some sort of lesser Chinese lineage. Get in one of your little leaf boats and brave the short distance between your savage jungle islands and our glorious continent. I won't lie. There will be dangers along the way. The baking ocean sun. The horrific ocean storms. The burnt out husk of California. The Mississippi. The people who inhabit Mississippi.

But these horrific experiences will only harden you against the she-troll. For she has the hulk of an African elephant and the hide to match! Her arms are as thick as oak and as hard as concrete. She emits a horrible shriek that causes orifices to bleed and most dangerous of all is the horrific foul breath, which sets nose hairs aflame and chokes out the sweet Detroit air!

And fear not. Though we won't celebrate your victory or even reward you with citizenship...or a train ticket back home, you're probably dark enough that the local white democrats, being of a very liberal minded sort, will assume it was just black on black violence and pelt you with poorly pronounced ebonics.
 
The Original Sixth said:
Come now my lad! No excuses!

You're young and spry. And no doubt of some sort of lesser Chinese lineage. Get in one of your little leaf boats and brave the short distance between your savage jungle islands and our glorious continent. I won't lie. There will be dangers along the way. The baking ocean sun. The horrific ocean storms. The burnt out husk of California. The Mississippi. The people who inhabit Mississippi.

But these horrific experiences will only harden you against the she-troll. For she has the hulk of an African elephant and the hide to match! Her arms are as thick as oak and as hard as concrete. She emits a horrible shriek that causes orifices to bleed and most dangerous of all is the horrific foul breath, which sets nose hairs aflame and chokes out the sweet Detroit air!

And fear not. Though we won't celebrate your victory or even reward you with citizenship...or a train ticket back home, you're probably dark enough that the local democrats, being of a very liberal minded sort, will assume it was just black on black violence and pelt you with poorly pronounced ebonics.
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Nah, no thanks

I’m busy constantly trying to deal with Writer’s Block except for Pixel Art Basics

Plus, it’s a Hydra, cut off one head and two more take its place

To truly defeat it needs for them to be witnessed worldwide for too many consecutive minutes and hours....being themselves

Think what happened to Kim Jong Un in The Interview, except for much longer

In the end it’s up to you Americans to wake up
 
CarlManvers2019 said:
Nah, no thanks

I’m busy constantly trying to deal with Writer’s Block except for Pixel Art Basics

Plus, it’s a Hydra, cut off one head and two more take its place

To truly defeat it needs for them to be witnessed worldwide for too many consecutive minutes and hours....being themselves

Think what happened to Kim Jong Un in The Interview, except for much longer

In the end it’s up to you Americans to wake up
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But there's the benefit! You can turn your own harrowing experience into a novel. It could be both a source of inspiration and years of emotional (and physical) trauma! Just think! No more writer's block! After soul wrenching nightmares, you can spill it on the page instead of just locking it up beneath a wall of Japanese stoicism, as your people are known for.

I am serious about the blood orifice thing though. You should bring a second pair of shorts. Or toga.

Or whatever passes for civilized clothes in Hawaii.
 
The Original Sixth said:
But there's the benefit! You can turn your own harrowing experience into a novel. It could be both a source of inspiration and years of emotional (and physical) trauma! Just think! No more writer's block! After soul wrenching nightmares, you can spill it on the page instead of just locking it up beneath a wall of Japanese stoicism, as your people are known for.

I am serious about the blood orifice thing though. You should bring a second pair of shorts. Or toga.

Or whatever passes for civilized clothes in Hawaii.
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My problem is more of me learning the basics

Even with detailed videos and texts, I usually need someone constantly criticizing me or advising me, even via a videochat

Otherwise I for whatever the reason try and be a “perfectionist” that’s constantly telling myself how shitty my small attempts are
 
CarlManvers2019 said:
My problem is more of me learning the basics

Even with detailed videos and texts, I usually need someone constantly criticizing me or advising me, even via a videochat

Otherwise I for whatever the reason try and be a “perfectionist” that’s constantly telling myself how shitty my small attempts are
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Well, if that's the problem, we could ship you one of our local feminist. That's all they're really good for.

I will warn you though, she needs feeding five times a day and is afraid of white men, so you're going to have to keep her hooded so she doesn't spook.

Failing that, there is plenty of literature, if you're hellbent on being productive. The Snowflake Method is a decent book at giving you the structure you need for a book. And there are several other books that focus on character arcs and dialogue.
 
The Original Sixth said:
Well, if that's the problem, we could ship you one of our local feminist. That's all they're really good for.

I will warn you though, she needs feeding five times a day and is afraid of white men, so you're going to have to keep her hooded so she doesn't spook.

Failing that, there is plenty of literature, if you're hellbent on being productive. The Snowflake Method is a decent book at giving you the structure you need for a book. And there are several other books that focus on character arcs and dialogue.
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Not interested in having sex or a relationship unfortunately

Also, I already have much literature with me
 
The Original Sixth said:


Watch out my fellow Trumpers, we gotta baddass over here.


She gonna set her soldiers out on all of us! A damn shame that a large amount of Trump supporters have large caches of guns and ammunition.

Damn shame.
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They will go after the most defenseless among us. Older people, people in places where weapons are outlawed, when they outnumber us 100 to 1.

In those cases when we do fight back and win, that is when the police can step in to put us away for life.
 
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