The all purpose genderbending megathread

My twin sis is only 5'10. I'm 5'11 and can not outrun her. My wife is 6'0" and I can not outrun either her or our daughters.

I could literally just copy and paste the post you're responding to, and although that would be funny, it would also be kind of lazy.

Your statement also proves far less than you think. Running is probably one of the easiest physical activities for woman to excel at over men, if not actually the easiest.

In fact, women are (possibly) on average slightly faster long distance runners then men. Women are generally noticeably better at ultra-marathon running.

None of this changes the fact that men are significantly more athletic than woman on average in the slightest.
 
I could literally just copy and paste the post you're responding to, and although that would be funny, it would also be kind of lazy.

Your statement also proves far less than you think. Running is probably one of the easiest physical activities for woman to excel at over men, if not actually the easiest.

In fact, women are (possibly) on average slightly faster long distance runners then men. Women are generally noticeably better at ultra-marathon running.

None of this changes the fact that men are significantly more athletic than woman on average in the slightest.
Most men aren't as large as the women I'm related to. They're big, mean, onery, and not to be trifled with under any circumstances.
 
Outliers.

My mom, sisters, daughters, and teenage neices don't wear high heels because they're usually looking down when looking you in the eye while barefoot.

I'm sorry. I meant to say familiar, not family. Both of them are actually correct and work in context though.
 
I'm sorry. I meant to say familiar, not family. Both of them are actually correct and work in context though.
It's ok. Average American guys are about 5'9" (gals are about 5'4"). It was kinda funny when one of my neices scared off several teenage guys up to no good when she was nine while I was taking a nap nearby and barely awake.
 
Star wars but every old character like Yoda or Palpatine and Dooku genderbendered into old hags (with dathomirian witches becoming wizards of dathomir)
 
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