ASOIAF/GOT Shireen Baratheon becomes a Pyrokinetic Magical Girl

CarlManvers2019

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By Act of ROB, Shireen is “healed” by a mysterious magical axe that also acts as a “mascot” that frequently tells her to “Kill, Maim, Burn!!!” out loud

She is rendered functionally immortal and immune to all physical ailments and loses her greyscale

This occurs before Melisandre comes in

How do things go from here?

Does Stannis balk at expecting her burninate people alive for him? Does everyone else scream and accuse her of being a witch and try burning her alive?
 
Stannis: “Kill it!”
Shireen: “I’m already on it father!”

Jar Jar: “Meesa was gonna reveal Jar Jar was Darth Plaguise”

I think Stannis might be fond of real Jar Jar, especially since Jar Jar shows actual competence.

But regardless, there is a certain amount of writer's fiat in the setting.
 

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