Versus Match Royal Rumble 2023

[Husky_Khan]

Twenty Fighters Enter, But Only One Will Remain Victorious in the Ring.

The Royal Rumble is a wrestling event where participants enter the ring at timed intervals and can only be eliminated through being thrown out of the ring and with any body part touching the outside of said ring (hence you can hang onto the ropes and the like). Also you can be disqualified for rules violations.

For this Royal Rumble the rules are as follows:

Standard Professional Wrestling Ring Size with an Adamantium Framing, reinforced vibranium fiber canvas and durable kevlar ropes with reinforced Omnium Steel bolting so the ropes (probably) won't break.

Elimination can only occur via 'Ring Out' where any part of the body touches the mat outside of the ring or disqualification.

No foreign objects including weapons and food & drink is allowed in the ring.

No Magical or Paranormal Abilities, Flight, or things like biting, clawing and other illegal moves and techniques are allowed. Keep it clean folks.

Everyone had as much lembas bread they wanted in addition to their normal "meal plan" prior to the fight.

After the first two participants are announced, new opponents will enter the ring at two minute intervals.

Whoever is the last man or woman remaining in the ring, Wins!

Participants, In Order of Entrance.

1. Luisa Madrigal (Encanto): Superstrong Nineteen Year Old Hailing From Colombia. 6'5, 210 Pounds (95 kilograms).
2. Sasquatch (Darkstalkers): This furball is representing the fabled wilderness of Canadia, coming in at 5'8 and a mere 397 pounds (189 kilograms).

3. Lily Bowen (Fallout: New Vegas): Badass Nightkin, Granny and Schizophrenic. No stealthboys despite potential funny factor. 10'6 and 800 Pounds (363 Kilograms).
4. E. Honda (Street Fighter): Honorable Japanese Sumo Wrestling Champion E. Honda coming in at 6'1 and weighing 301 pounds (137 kilograms)
5. Princess Fiona (Shrek): Literally in her Ogre form. And she's strong, even for an Ogre. 6'4. 400 Pounds (193 kilograms).
6. Broadway (Gargoyles): He might have wings but he ain't gliding to victory in this Rumble! 6'1 and 450 Pounds (204 kilograms).
7. Panda (Tekken): A Female Panda Trained in Heihachi style Karate. What more needs to be said? 9'1 and 441 Pounds (200 kilograms).
8. Wilson Fisk (Marvel): The well known KINGPIN of Crime and foil to Spider-man and DareDevil! 6'7 and 450 pounds (204 Kilograms).
9. Rufus (Street Fighter): Self proclaimed rival to Ken Masters and an American Kung Fu Champion! 6'5 and 408 pounds (163 kilograns).
10. Ganryu (Tekken): Tekken's obligatory Japanese Sumo Champion. He's alright I guess for being lovelorn. 6'2 and 276 Pounds (126 kilograms).
11. Dexter DeShawn (Cyberpunk 2077): The well known Fixer of Night City. A pretty big deal literally and figuratively apparently. 6'2 and 360 Pounds (163 Kilograms).
12. King Hippo (PunchOut): The Monarch of Hippo Island, King Hippo is ranked #2 in the Major Circuit of Professional Boxing! ?? and ??? pounds (??? Kilograms).
13. Bob (Tekken): Overweight cis white Male who culturally appropriated "freestyle" karate. Way to go Bob. 6'5 and 343 Pounds (155 Kilograms).
14. The Heavy (Team Fortress): Well we know he's pretty strong and has like 450 health. Hailing from Russia, coming in at 6'5 and 300 Hit Points? (136 kilograms).
15. Khotun Khan (Ghost of Tsushima): Military Commander of the Mongol Horde and Cousin to Kublai Khan himself! 6'1 and 265 pounds (120 kilograms).
16. Bombur (The Hobbit): The fattest Dwarf in the Company, he is so mighty he counts as two Dwarfs. 4'8 and 240 Pounds (109 kilograms)
17. Hinako Shijou (King of Fighters): The surprisingly strong Russian-Japanese teenage girl who wants to become a Sumo wrestler! Very brave and inspiring. 5'1 and 93 pounds (42 kilograms).
18. Oddjob (James Bond): Also representing CHINA, the mute bodyguard of Goldfinger fame. No hat of course. 5'10 and 284 pounds (129 kilograms).
19. Pam Poovey (Archer): Deadly (and plump) Human Resources Director at ISIS... no not that ISIS. 5'7 and 250 pounds (113 Kilograms).
20. Princess Disa (Rings of Power): A Big Beautiful Black Woman Dwarven Princess with no beard representing Khazad-Dum in a Royal Rumble just as Tolkien envisoned! Since she's a Black Woman and Differently Height Disabled, she gets to be the last one to enter the Ring. Even more brave and inspiring. 4'6 and 172 pounds (78 Kilograms).

Who will be eliminated and in what order? Who will get the most eliminations? Who will remain victorious in the end?

 

[Bear Ribs]

Sasquatch. No question in my mind. Luisa may be strong enough to actually damage him but her feats are just too far below Darkstalkers stuff to be able to seriously threaten him. Everybody else is going to bounce off with no more effect than a snowball. At the mid level, these are guys who shatter mountains and at the high level alter the orbits of planets.

Baby Bonnie Hood

Baby Bonnie Hood (ベビー・ボニー・フッド, Bebī bonī fuddo), also known as B.B. Hood (B.B.フッド, B. B. Fuddo) and alternatively as Bulleta (バレッタ, Baretta) in Japan, is a character who first appears in Vampire Savior and is inspired by Little Red Riding Hood. Outside the Darkstalkers series, she also appeared...

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To fight against these Darkstalkers, merely having a fit body, martial arts skills, and firearms are not enough. It is possible for a Class C creature to defeat an entire army of first class elite supernatural beings. A powerful mind and the thrill of the hunt is also needed to keep one self from going on. A powerful soul is needed so that they are not influenced by the aura that the supernatural of Makai give off[2].

Sasquatch is well above a Class C Creature, he's rated B+. He's a straight-up army killer when he actually gets going.

 

[Scooby Doo]

Outlier Kingpin is multiversal by scaling.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Yeah determining power by scaling is always wonky. There are Tekken Fighters who take on entire armies in cutscenes or flipping over armored vehicles IIRC. And Street Fighter and King of Fighters I'm sure have their own wonkiness. And do crossovers they can all scale to each other, including Darkstalkers technically.

The only feat I know from Sasquatch is he kicked a tree down really easily. I put him at number two because I figured some peeps would try to scale Darkstalkers anyhow.

One fun fact, I wasn't expecting the Supermutant Nightkin to be both the tallest and heaviest fighter in the Royal Rumble and almost twice as heavy as the next largest adversary who is Wilson Fisk (who I was kinda surprised was the second heaviest).

Though then again, who knows in regards to King Hippo. I'm sure there are fan calcs out there. It's assumed he weighs more then 450 pounds since Bear Hugger weights 440 pounds but unlike Hippo, can get back up on his own after being knocked down. He's also shorter than 6'6 since he's clearly not the tallest boxer in the circuit who is 6'6. Fancalcs have it at 6'3 and 720 pounds which actually seems pausible for our favorite South Pacific Monarch. Still doesn't surpass ol' Lily Bowen though.

 

[Scooby Doo]

@Husky_Khan Petition to add Rhulk.

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

I'll be rooting for Panda and The Heavy but I am not optimistic about their chances compared to the other contenders.

 

[Husky_Khan]

@Husky_Khan Petition to add Rhulk.

Might be more appropriate for a different event. And likely a larger ring size.