ASOIAF/GOT Right before Robert enters The North, everything in the Neck to the Lands of Always Winter becomes a PRIMAL version of itself?

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"All The North was but one thought, Death"

So despite its cold climate and presence of much snow, the place becomes suddenly full of megafauna and even the smaller animals can be extremely dangerous

The Neck for one has Crannogmen now constantly trying to survive against giant crocodiles

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Last Hearth has to deal with migrations of Mammoths that eat lots of the grass for whatever farm animals they once had

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The Mountain Clans are afraid of "dragons" now

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Ramsay Snow got eaten by an Epicyon Haydeni during his Smallfolk-Hunts

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Ned Stark is wondering if this was a horrible punishment down on him from the Gods above

What happens longterm when the North is a primeval deathworld and even its Lords think things like giant flightless birds to be dangerous?
 
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For one, the critters are unlikely to stay North, they are bound to migrate. The Arryns could close the Bloody Gates, but the Riverlands are screwed. So basically GoT as usual... :D
 
For one, the critters are unlikely to stay North, they are bound to migrate. The Arryns could close the Bloody Gates, but the Riverlands are screwed. So basically GoT as usual... :D

In The Vale
Sweetrobyn: “Mother, look I’m flying!!!”
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Lysa: “My baby boy!!!”

Harrold Hardyng: “I’m gonna become Lord Paramount of The Vale, hurry we need to get as much booze and hookers as possible! Yeah!!!”

Meanwhile
Edmure: “Look father, this is my new pet fish”
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Hoster: “We’re NOT changing our sigil”
 
King Bobby would be happy to hunt new game.
New game would be happy to gut him.And many others,too.
Now,with King,few Kinsguards and maybe Joeffrey killed by new animals,we would have war in South.But at least Ned would no die there.
 
King Bobby would be happy to hunt new game.
New game would be happy to gut him.And many others,too.
Now,with King,few Kinsguards and maybe Joeffrey killed by new animals,we would have war in South.But at least Ned would no die there.

I guess Tommen would become King and still have to deal with Renly and Stannis and later Balon rebelling and trying to take over

The Crownlands+The Westerlands+The North+The Riverlands will be fighting for King Tommen’s reign

Also, funny if Jaime gets taken along for the hunt because he’s slightly interested in these beasts

Only a few hours afterwards, he’s now a crazy caveman using a spear and somehow has Blackfyre and is riding on a giant cat/ferret-thing

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I guess Tommen would become King and still have to deal with Renly and Stannis and later Balon rebelling and trying to take over

The Crownlands+The Westerlands+The North+The Riverlands will be fighting for King Tommen’s reign

Also, funny if Jaime gets taken along for the hunt because he’s slightly interested in these beasts

Only a few hours afterwards, he’s now a crazy caveman using a spear and somehow has Blackfyre and is riding on a giant cat/ferret-thing

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I think,that North would face megafauna problem,so they would be unable to send any army to help Tommen.Not mention,that Ironborn would attack them,too.
 
I think,that North would face megafauna problem,so they would be unable to send any army to help Tommen.Not mention,that Ironborn would attack them,too.

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They get eaten alive along the way though

Becoming a fisherman becomes a respected job in The North

The Citadel sends in Maesters to study these giant beasts, they note similarities to beings from Sothoryos and Ulthos
 

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