Paranoia

[Typhonis]

Greetings friend citizens!

How many of you have had the fun experience of partaking in Friend Computer's perfect roleplaying game? The excitement of being a Red Clearance Troubleshooter in Alpha Complex. Testing the wonderful new and exciting gadgets on a critical mission. Returning back to base knowing you made a difference!

Which version did you play, what were your experiences like? Is Hot Fun or Cold fun the better desert?

 

[Tiamat]

The All-Seeing Eye of Friend Computer turns it’s All-Seeing Gaze upon you!!!

Why do you infer that Hot Fun would be better than Cold Fun, or Cold Fun better than Hot Fun, Citizen? Do you infer that one is superior to another? Do you infer that both are not EQUALLY fun? Is hot water better than cold water, or cold water better than hot water, and are they better than Lukewarm Water?? Do you imply that Friend Computers fault-free benevolent all-seeing all-knowing programming is faulty??

You are not a disgusting commie mutant scumbag traitor….ARE YOU??

 

[Typhonis]

The All-Seeing Eye of Friend Computer turns it’s All-Seeing Gaze upon you!!!

Why do you infer that Hot Fun would be better than Cold Fun, or Cold Fun better than Hot Fun, Citizen? Do you infer that one is superior to another? Do you infer that both are not EQUALLY fun? Is hot water better than cold water, or cold water better than hot water, and are they better than Lukewarm Water?? Do you imply that Friend Computers fault-free benevolent all-seeing all-knowing programming is faulty??

You are not a disgusting commie mutant scumbag traitor….ARE YOU??

Nope but then again my thought processes can't be altered by Ultraviolet class citizens on a whim. Hot Fun, Cold Fun, where is the bouncy bubbly fun? Where are the food tiles that don't look like a Shuttle Reentry tile? Why is it Toys-R-USS can get away constantly singing about being red without someone asking if they are a Commie Mutant Traitor...finally where is my commemorative Teela -O- MLY poster????

Also is it just me or is Schwartzene-G-GER just a bit too metal?

 

[49ersfootball]

Subscribed for intriguing interest.

 

[Typhonis]

Subscribed for intriguing interest.

Paranoia is a tabletop rpg. The phrase total party kill takes on new meaning in a game where you are issued an experimental weapon but lack the security clearance to read the safety and operation manual.