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Very based move by the internet security company MalwareBytes.

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Malwarebytes blocks all Google, YouTube domains as malware

Sounds like fair comment
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The Register said:
We had assumed this was an error and not a protest by the antivirus maker against Big Tech nor a sign that Google has been compromised. Indeed, it is a blunder by Malwarebytes' filters, we're told.

"Malwarebytes is aware of a temporary issue with the web filtering component of our product that may be blocking certain domains, including google.com," a Malwarebytes spokesperson told The Register.
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Oh... nevermind.
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I kinda feel like a bad person for laughing at this one. An eco-nut set himself on fire at Roger Federer's retirement match after which Roger was planning to quit professional play. So pretty assholish ruining the guy's last ever match and I don't quite get why they keep doing this at sporting events, it's not like Tennis is a major polluter or anything.

Three seconds after he set his arm on fire he made the important discovery that being on fire hurt and immediately started screaming and putting out the flames. And I mean... on the one hand I'm feeling awful for laughing at the guy's pain but on the other hand, it's just so stupid and weak. The crowd apparently agreed judging from the chorus of boos as security hauled the moron away.

 
I bet he's going to remember that for the rest of his life. Trying to make a big statement, discovering he doesn't have the guts to go through with it, and everyone mocking him for his weakness. I wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself over this, or at least tries to.
 
Apparently, those parasitic clumps of cells that Birthing People occasionally endure bearing... don't like the taste of kale.

Science Alert said:
Babies in the womb are big fans of carrots but not so much leafy green vegetables – and show it in their faces, scientists said in a new study published Thursday.
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They apparently dig carrots though so eat your carrots. 🥕

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Even Unborn Babies Find The Taste of Mom's Kale Salad Repulsive

Babies in the womb are big fans of carrots but not so much leafy green vegetables – and show it in their faces, scientists said in a new study published Thursday.
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I kind of doubt it's real, though. This is either fake in the sense it's completely made up, or it's tailor made for the Democrats to go on their usual anti-gun tirades.
 
This is pretty much half-cringe, half-hilarious. Just the first place is crazy funny but the climate change activist's mom showing up to claim it was bullying...

 
Wow, they suspended the account with the "Bullying" in it. How typical, it exposed some green hypocrisy so it had to go. Transcript:

Interviewer: Am I allowed to go to Fiji, is that necessary?

Cook: In the current climate crisis, I don't think that that's necessary.

Interviewer: When was the last time you were on a plane?

Cook: Mmm, I'm not sure maybe a few months ago, to be honest.

Interveiwer: Where'd you go?

Cook: Fiji...

Interviewer: Izzy! Don't you care about the climate Izzy?!

Cook: Of course I care about the climate!

Interviewer: Not enough! You went to Fiji! You went to Fiji-hehehehehe! Izzy! Come on, mate! Are you serious?! Hahahahahahaha! Are you serious Izzy?! Hahahaha!
 
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