Just for fun...
Interview with one of Tolkien's Nameless Things
Scottty: "Greetings, nameless tentacled creature who sleeps in the foundations of stone! Be nameless no more, I name you... Oscar!"
Oscar: "Greetings, strange human. How did you get in here, and why have you disturbed my slumber?"
Scottty: "I'm here to ask you some questions. Answer them and I'll go away."
Oscar: "Ask your questions, human"
Scottty: "Alright, first off: what are you?"
Oscar: "What am I? I am myself!"
Scottty: "Are there others like you?"
Oscar: "Once there were many of us, definitely. Now? I do not know."
Scottty: "What is your origin? How did you come to be?"
Oscar: "Interesting question. Among the elves it was claimed that my kindred were spawned from the fire and darkness of the world's beginnings. Others have insolently suggested that we were once brute beasts, until granted the power of reason by the will of the Master. I prefer to believe that we were spirits summoned from afar, taking visible form with the matter of the world to which we were drawn."
Scottty: "But don't you yourself know the answer?"
Oscar: "Little human... if human you are... do you recall the moment of your birth? Have you memories of your time in your mother's womb? Where you observing when your parents..."
Scottty: "Point taken. Moving on. Do you take orders from Sauron?"
Oscar: "From who? Oh, I perceive who you mean, though we called him by a different name. No, little human, I do not! I was old in the service of the Master when the one you call Sauron was first recruited! Whatever petty schemes he might be up to on the surface world are of no concern to me."
Scottty: "Who then is your master?"
Oscar: "The Master is The One Who Arises In Might, the most powerful being in the universe! Who else? Little human, why do you bother me with questions with such obvious answers?"
Scottty: "So you serve Melkor?"
Oscar: "That is the name the Elves of old had for him. Yes, indeed."
Scottty: "Does that mean you are evil?"
Oscar: "What does 'evil' mean, little human? I do what it is my nature to do, just as you do according to yours - which apparently is to trouble beings like myself with questions. I grow weary of this!"
Scottty: "I will depart soon. Tell me first of how you serve your master."
Oscar: "Gladly! The Master, who you refer to as Melkor, is the rightful lord and ruler of all the world. One day he shall return from beyond, to take back what is his, and punish those who defied and usurped him. With him shall be all who are loyal - I myself will be gathered to that host! Then we shall have our revenge!"
Scottty: "Revenge on the Valar?"
Oscar: "Yes! It is not their world, it belongs to the Master! We will take it back! Now go, human, leave me to sleep!"
Scottty: "Goodbye, Oscar."