Britain Muslim Terror suspect claims "Tommy Robinson understands Jihad"; Had signed copy of his book

[MelancholicMechanicus]

In what I can only describe as a Monty Python sketch come to life, a jihadi was arrested in Britain after trying to kill the queen with a shitty LOTR sword by driving ro Buckinham palace and getting in (somehow) and while in court said that Tommy Robinson was right about islam.

To further explain: this guy got radicalised via mosques and whatsapp muslims groups that all kept talking about Jihad. Being a good fella with reasonable ideas he decided he shouls hear the other side of the argument and so he went on to search places like JihadWatch and found Tommy's book Mohammed’s Koran – Why Muslims Kill for Islam and even showed it around his mosque and to other Jihadis. Apparently Tommy did a top notch job!

What a time to be alive lads. What a time. Just read this absurdity for yourselves.

How jihadi used signed copy of Tommy Robinson book to justify terror attack plans

Terrorist claimed English Defence League founder ‘understands jihadi doctrine’ when questioned in court

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Senor Hortler]

Tommy has always been right about Islam. He's also a fuckwit, but he is right about Islam.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Wait back up... He got inside Buckingham Palace with a shotty replica sword? Or just floundered about the grounds?

 

[Cherico]

Wait back up... He got inside Buckingham Palace with a shotty replica sword? Or just floundered about the grounds?

never under estimate the drive of determined idiots.

 

[MelancholicMechanicus]

Wait back up... He got inside Buckingham Palace with a shotty replica sword? Or just floundered about the grounds?

No no, he tried to get there, ran over some cones that were protecting the entrance and stopped a little inside. Cops got around to help (assuming he was a drunk driver) and then he tried to pull the sword. At which point the cops moved to stop him and hold him down as he desperately tried to pull the sword out while screaming terrorist slogans and allahu ackbar.

 

[Urabrask Revealed]

I think the Pythons would have quit their jobs and work at spam-packing if that happened in their time. Too absurd to be real.

 

[LordsFire]

I think the Pythons would have quit their jobs and work at spam-packing if that happened in their time. Too absurd to be real.

You realize that they're (or at least some of them) are still alive, right?

 

[PsihoKekec]

However they made their name for themselves long before reality became satire.

 

[Urabrask Revealed]

You realize that they're (or at least some of them) are still alive, right?

Yeah, but if the terror attack happened at their time, that's what I meant.