Middle Earth Military Discussion Thread

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman
It is in every way comparable. Mythology and fantasy are both based on real world, with (typically) mostly normal humans, meaning that we can apply real world in every aspect in which they are not explicitly shown to differ from the real world.

No

Illiad for example - demigods aside, it is actually a fairly realistic, historic representation of the warfare of the era. We get descriptions of weapons and armor that were confirmed by archaeological finds, we see tactics that again were confirmed by what we know of that time period, including early examples of later tactical developments such as phalanx.

And Tolkien did know his history.

You are engaging in the same kind of downplay corporal troon and leo1 did that made them the mockery of every other site online.

This is completly and utterly fallacious

Nope. Because Lord of the Rings is founded on mythology, history and Tolkien's own experiences of war. It is fundamentally a war literature, and in its nature it is in many ways much closer to the books such as All Quiet on the Western Front or Storm of Steel than it is to the Samurai Jack or whatever.

Muh intended portrayal is pure autistic sophistry. More than that it's dishonest and just plain lazy.

Also y'know Tolkien wasnt a filthy communist so his intentions werent to subvert people like the author of all quiet on the western front. Don't compare the two.

One was a disgusting subversive and the other was trying to give England a sense of mythical history.


It may be fiction, but not all fiction is the same.

Lmao.


With the exception of The Lost Road, which contradicts literally everything else, there is none of any of this in Tolkien's writings. So please ease up on the strawmans.

Yeah everything I mentioned came from the novels and the silmarillion. But sure im the one strawmanning. I'm mean, I'm gonna assume you're being pedantic and not just lying out of your ass like the typical SBer who mangles Tolkein analyses.

If I wanted to talk about the lost road I would have brought up Balrogs piloting mechs and Numenorian Tsar Bombs.


Valar also didn't ask Illuvatar (who is not their "dad") to fold the planet because they were afraid of Numenoreans - but rather because they had no authority to dole out punishment against the Children of Illuvatar. Thus they laid down their government of Arda and interceded to one person who did have such authority - Illuvatar, that is, God himself

He is literally their father

This is literally written in Letter 156:
“The Valar had no real answer to this monstruous rebellion — for the Children of God were not under their ultimate jurisdiction: they were not allowed to destroy them, or coerce them with any 'divine' display of the powers they held over the physical world.”

yeah meanwhile in the books..


Which would be why the tech of Illiad is impossible to judge...? Not really. As I have noted, we have a fairly good idea of what weapons and armors were described by Homer, and these were actually confirmed by archeology.

I liked the part where Homer talks at length about how the Trojans made weapons that could fuck up ghosts and the walls of Troy were magically enhanced granite and then made note of how Sparta had the same shit.

And we know this because even now in current year people use Spartan weapons to stabs angry ghosts all the time.

Oh wait no....

Yeah this downplay is and forever shall be stupid.
 
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Aldarion

Neoreactionary Monarchist

Yes.

You are engaging in the same kind of downplay corporal troon and leo1 did that made them the mockery of every other site online.

This is completly and utterly fallacious

You know, if you are going to call something fallacious, you should also explain why it is so. Otherwise, I am under no obligation to actually respond to you.

Yeah everything I mentioned came from the novels and the silmarillion.

Where? I have read the novels and Silmarillion literally dozen times, and never come across almost any of it. So I can only assume you are making stuff up, unless you can provide actual quotes or else pages.

He is literally their father

Nope. You know how Elves and Men are called Children of Illuvatar? Illuvatar is our father, and whenever Valar think of the topic, they clearly stand aside from the Children.

Ainur are angelic beings. Illuvatar is their creator, but they never apply a label of father to him.

yeah meanwhile in the books..

Books in no way contradict that letter.

I liked the part where Homer talks at length about how the Trojans made weapons that could fuck up ghosts and the walls of Troy were magically enhanced granite and then made note of how Sparta had the same shit.

And we know this because even now in current year people use Spartan weapons to stabs angry ghosts all the time.

Divine weapons are part and parcel of mythology. But that does not mean they are made up: when you remove magical aspects, all magical weapons etc. are based on the stuff that actually did exist during author's life.



You know, you should not discuss something you clearly know very little about.
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman

Nope, been debunking Tolkien downplayers since 2006 its fun. But you aren't even being original with this nonsense


You know, if you are going to call something fallacious, you should also explain why it is so. Otherwise, I am under no obligation to actually respond to you.

Oh I did explain it. I even went into the whole "muh intended portrayal" trope that had no legitimacy what soever.


Where? I have read the novels and Silmarillion literally dozen times, and never come across almost any of it. So I can only assume you are making stuff up, unless you can provide actual quotes or else pages.

If you've read the books and still come to this conclusion then you're either a liar and that blog you love to pimp is an absolute clownshow or you have big brain syndrome.



Nope. You know how Elves and Men are called Children of Illuvatar? Illuvatar is our father, and whenever Valar think of the topic, they clearly stand aside from the Children.

They spring from him, are aspects of his being. If you go by the catholic doctrinal interpretation. Then they are angels and Melkor is clearly the rebellious son displaced in his resentful mind in his father's favor by the first and second born.

Ainur are angelic beings. Illuvatar is their creator, but they never apply a label of father to him

Yup, you went with that without thinking on its implications lmao

Books in no way contradict that letter.

The same books that have the father of Elros and Elrond kill a Dragon bigger than mount Everast?

Divine weapons are part and parcel of mythology. But that does not mean they are made up: when you remove magical aspects, all magical weapons etc. are based on the stuff that actually did exist during author's life.

The Dunedein who built the Barrows are divine beings forging divine weapons now. Telchar is a divine being as opposed to a really talented dwarf...ahahahah
You know, you should not discuss something you clearly know very little about.

I can promise you, I've forgotten more about Tolkien lore than you will ever know. I can promise you, the one opining on shit he knows fuck all about is you.

And I can promise you, impugning my knowledge when you have thus far shown yourself to be little more than a self felating sperg on these matters will go amazingly well for spectators but little else.
 

Aldarion

Neoreactionary Monarchist
Nope, been debunking Tolkien downplayers since 2006 its fun. But you aren't even being original with this nonsense

You think your nonsense is oh-so-original?

If you've read the books and still come to this conclusion then you're either a liar and that blog you love to pimp is an absolute clownshow or you have big brain syndrome.

So you're lying then. OK.

EDIT: Let me remind you what you wrote:
Numenor with its solar powered light houses, metal able to damage intangible beings, military power so great the Valar asked their dad to fold the planet around them because they were afraid that if they fought them directly they'd sink Aman into the ocean.

It's skyscrapers and fortresses that even super powered sentient trees that can generate category 4 hurricane like winds by flailing their arms can't break and who tore down a tower three times the size of burje Khalifa.

Nah. They were a medieval society the same way the World Government from One Piece is "just an age of sail" tier society.


1) Solar-powered light houses... the only reference I could find is Calmindon, which is called "light-tower", but nowhere does it state it was solar-powered. Not to mention that "solar-powered light-houses" are not that big of a deal, you literally need a bunch of mirrors for that.
2) Metal able to damage intangible beings does not exist. What exist are swords capable of damaging intangible beings, but that is function of their forging. There is no special metal, just swords forged for the purpose of killing the Witch-King. The only special metal in Lord of the Rings is mithril.
3) Valar weren't afraid of Numenorean military power, they simply didn't have the authority to fight against the Children of Illuvatar.
4) That last sentence I admit I misunderstood because of the skyscrapers and "category 4 hurricane", but even so... building buildings the size of skyscrapers is nothing special, we had been doing that for millenia. Likewise, we are not told how exactly they tore down Barad-dur, so extrapolation is not possible.

They spring from him, are aspects of his being. If you go by the catholic doctrinal interpretation. Then they are angels and Melkor is clearly the rebellious son displaced in his resentful mind in his father's favor by the first and second born.


Yup, you went with that without thinking on its implications lmao

Read Tolkien's works again. Whenever "Children of Illuvatar" are mentioned, it is always in reference to Elves and Men.

Never Ainur.

The same books that have the father of Elros and Elrond kill a Dragon bigger than mount Everast?

And how does that contradict the letter? Besides, Earendil is far from normal in that case: he had been to Aman and is in possession of a Silmaril - and we know that Silmaril can lend power to beings (e.g. Carcharoth, who went on a rampage and even pierced Girdle of Melian).

You simply cannot powerscale Numenoreans by Earendil's deeds.

The Dunedein who built the Barrows are divine beings forging divine weapons now. Telchar is a divine being as opposed to a really talented dwarf...ahahahah

You were the one who brought up divine weapons. So if you want to laugh, go laugh at yourself.

I can promise you, I've forgotten more about Tolkien lore than you will ever know. I can promise you, the one opining on shit he knows fuck all about is you.

And I can promise you, impugning my knowledge when you have thus far shown yourself to be little more than a self felating sperg on these matters will go amazingly well for spectators but little else.

Yeah, I've gotten far too many false promises in my life. One more is not that much of an issue, but is quite annoying.

Anybody who thinks Dunedain ever stood a chance at militarily beating the Valar cannot say to know anything of Tolkien.
 
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ATP

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One of my favorite or most memorable passages from the Return of the King and the whole Lord of the Rings saga was reading about the various assemblies of forces, especially when the Captains of the Outlands mustered their troops to defend Minas Tirith. Also gives some insight on whats happening beyond Minas Tirith and the situation beyond the walls barely touched by the main storyline.



It's like the assembly of the Greek Forces in the Trojan War or somesuch.

So,sailors are fisher-folk from Ethir,100 spared from ships.
Problem is - we do not knew what ships,cyvilian or military.
But - i think it was navy,becouse otherwise they would not send normal fisher-folks to fight.Those from warships should knew how to use sword.
 

Aldarion

Neoreactionary Monarchist
So,sailors are fisher-folk from Ethir,100 spared from ships.
Problem is - we do not knew what ships,cyvilian or military.
But - i think it was navy,becouse otherwise they would not send normal fisher-folks to fight.Those from warships should knew how to use sword.

They are called fisher-folk, why would you assume they are from warships? In fact, we have multiple groups that are clearly not professional soldiers among the reinforcements.
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman
I'll deal with this self indulgent nonsense soon enough but what I find most amusing is two of his debunks are so self defeating they would be evidence enough of on spectrum behavior to necessitate a therapy animal.

Pro tip of you forge weapons that can harm intangibles by dint of the forging technique you y'know produce metal that kills intangible beings ergo you have that metal.

And thus we run into why the eternal Tolkien downplayer is usually mocked in vs boards by regulars until they are run off.

When you rely on pedantic blustering and naked word play to defend your position you have no legitimacy.

Go pet your anxiety animal.
 

Aldarion

Neoreactionary Monarchist
I'll deal with this self indulgent nonsense soon enough but what I find most amusing is two of his debunks are so self defeating they would be evidence enough of on spectrum behavior to necessitate a therapy animal.

Good luck. And look into the mirror first.

Pro tip of you forge weapons that can harm intangibles by dint of the forging technique you y'know produce metal that kills intangible beings ergo you have that metal.

Nope. Infusing metal with magic =/= creating a new type of metal. Steel is still steel, regardless of whether it is normal dagger, Numenorean dagger or Nazgul dagger. Its physical properties did not change because it got infused with magical properties.

When you rely on pedantic blustering and naked word play to defend your position you have no legitimacy.

Is that an admission?
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman
You think your nonsense is oh-so-original?

It's certainly more original than your "muh intended portrayal" + "maximum misrepresentation" nonsense and has the virtue of being supported by source material.

So you're lying then. OK.

Actually the only person who openly engaged in falsehoods and misrepresentation was you. But we'll get to that.


EDIT: Let me remind you what you wrote:

Wherein Aldarion absolutely booty blasted that his Blogtastic expert knowledge of nothing important is so booty blasted he fails to read correctly.
Numenor with its solar powered light houses, metal able to damage intangible beings, military power so great the Valar asked their dad to fold the planet around them because they were afraid that if they fought them directly they'd sink Aman into the ocean.

It's skyscrapers and fortresses that even super powered sentient trees that can generate category 4 hurricane like winds by flailing their arms can't break and who tore down a tower three times the size of burje Khalifa.

Nah. They were a medieval society the same way the World Government from One Piece is "just an age of sail" tier society.

Everything I said here is correct.

1) Solar-powered light houses... the only reference I could find is Calmindon, which is called "light-tower", but nowhere does it state it was solar-powered. Not to mention that "solar-powered light-houses" are not that big of a deal, you literally need a bunch of mirrors for that.

>Doesn't require fuel

>Shines at night under its own power

There was another one the Umbarians were commanded to destroy by Sauron but whatever you probably don't consider HOME canon because it contradicts your foundationless views.

2) Metal able to damage intangible beings does not exist. What exist are swords capable of damaging intangible beings, but that is function of their forging. There is no special metal, just swords forged for the purpose of killing the Witch-King. The only special metal in Lord of the Rings is mithril.

No, see it does exist, because they created it using magic to enchant the swords to do harm to fucking ghosts. You can't even debunk my arguments correctly because I was asserting that they created this not dug it out of the ground. You're such a fucking sperg that you basically harp on every little detail without reading the full context.

This makes you wrong, it also makes you look ridiculous.

3) Valar weren't afraid of Numenorean military power, they simply didn't have the authority to fight against the Children of Illuvatar.


And this is where we get into you either having an extreme spectrum disorder or are functionally illiterate. Either are grounds for outright dismissal of anything you have to say mind ye.

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Numenor with its solar powered light houses, metal able to damage intangible beings, military power so great the Valar asked their dad to fold the planet around them because they were afraid that if they fought them directly they'd sink Aman into the ocean.

Learn to fucking read.

Nothing there implies that they were afraid they'd lose to the Sea Kings, rather that they were concerned they'd fuck their own house up in the process of smiting their asses.

Learn..to...fucking read.

Maybe your Behavior management therapist can help there 377906135971397634.png

4) That last sentence I admit I misunderstood because of the skyscrapers and "category 4 hurricane", but even so... building buildings the size of skyscrapers is nothing special, we had been doing that for millenia. Likewise, we are not told how exactly they tore down Barad-dur, so extrapolation is not possible.

Ah yes because Angevid England is full of magical architecture like the Lincoln Cathedral whose top spire is only twenty feet taller than Ornthanc that can totally withstand super powered giants hurling rocks at it and then just ignore their pounding fidts..

Oh wait...


Read Tolkien's works again. Whenever "Children of Illuvatar" are mentioned, it is always in reference to Elves and Men.

Never Ainur.

And yet he still created them ergo they're his get.

You're conflating "children of eru the divine whose universe was made specifically for them" with me using "dad" to describe the guy who created the cosmic jannies...who are his older, dysfunctional progeny
And how does that contradict the letter? Besides, Earendil is far from normal in that case: he had been to Aman and is in possession of a Silmaril - and we know that Silmaril can lend power to beings (e.g. Carcharoth, who went on a rampage and even pierced Girdle of Melian).

The implication being that nothing Numenor had would force the Vanyar and the Ainu to put even ten percent of the effort they put into taking out Morgoth at the end which destroyed Beleriand.

It is demonstrably false.
You simply cannot powerscale Numenoreans by Earendil's deeds.

We can certainly powerscale them to first age heroes if not the strongest, the mid to low end ones given y'know...multiple first age heroes failed to kill Sauron but one enraged old Numenorean beat his meatsuit to "death" kobe.png

]You were the one who brought up divine weapons. So if you want to laugh, go laugh at yourself.

No, actually I brought up magitech weapons forged by Numenorean offshoots and Dwarves and first age Noldor.

Those are not divine weapons, those are just really well made, magical "fuck you demons. ghosts, monster" weapons. You're the one interposing your own fanon into that.


Yeah, I've gotten far too many false promises in my life. One more is not that much of an issue, but is quite annoying.

Well, with your staggering lack of self awareness...

LRN2REED
Nope. Infusing metal with magic =/= creating a new type of metal. Steel is still steel, regardless of whether it is normal dagger, Numenorean dagger or Nazgul dagger. Its physical properties did not change because it got infused with magical properties.

One of the symptoms of being an aspie is taking shit literally to the point where literalness becomes hysterical conjecture.

just say'n, get some help.


Is that an admission?

"no u"

more signs of arrested development.

Questioning your stability and cognitive capacity is fun.
 

Aldarion

Neoreactionary Monarchist
It's certainly more original than your "muh intended portrayal" + "maximum misrepresentation" nonsense and has the virtue of being supported by source material.

Most of what you wrote directly contradicts source material on fundamental levels. Such as your interpretation of the whole Valar vs Numenoreans issue.

Actually the only person who openly engaged in falsehoods and misrepresentation was you. But we'll get to that.

Riight.

You tried denying not me, but TOLKIEN himself on several cases.

So yeah.

Everything I said here is correct.

Except nothing is. Even things that you say which are technically correct still miss the fundamental themes of Tolkien's work.

>Doesn't require fuel

>Shines at night under its own power

There was another one the Umbarians were commanded to destroy by Sauron but whatever you probably don't consider HOME canon because it contradicts your foundationless views.

If you are so absolutely certain they were solar-powered, why don't you provide a quote?

Also, you are quite definitely wrong here in at least the second part. The one Umbarians destroyed was stated to reflect sunlight. And it was not a lighthouse, it was monument to Ar-Pharazon in form of a white pillar with a crystal globe on top. That globe reflected sunlight and so the monument could be seen at tremendous distances... during the day.

And keep in mind that HOME is below Lord of the Rings and even Silmarillion/Unfinished Tales/Fall of Gondolin when it comes to canonicity, because it is literally a collection of texts that were either unfinished, early concepts or outright rejected by Tolkien in his later writings.

I guess that explains why you are so confused, though.

No, see it does exist, because they created it using magic to enchant the swords to do harm to fucking ghosts. You can't even debunk my arguments correctly because I was asserting that they created this not dug it out of the ground. You're such a fucking sperg that you basically harp on every little detail without reading the full context.

This makes you wrong, it also makes you look ridiculous.

Nah, it just means you suck at explaining things.

And this is where we get into you either having an extreme spectrum disorder or are functionally illiterate. Either are grounds for outright dismissal of anything you have to say mind ye.
Learn to fucking read.

Nothing there implies that they were afraid they'd lose to the Sea Kings, rather that they were concerned they'd fuck their own house up in the process of smiting their asses.

Learn..to...fucking read.

Learn to fucking write.

And there is literally no proof of that either, anywhere in the text. All we know, from texts themselves, is that
1) Numenoreans landed on Aman
2) they found the empty land as Valar refused to fight them
3) Valar asked Illuvatar to intercede, and Illuvatar did so by sinking Numenor and burying Ar-Pharazon's army

The rest of it is just your baseless wanking.

There is nothing in the text that supports the idea that Valar fighting the Numenoreans would have sunk the Aman into ocean. Sure, there is the War of the Wrath as a precedent, but Numenoreans don't have Balrogs, or Dragons, or the military force on the general scale of what Morgoth was able to amass for the War of the Wrath:
Ar-Pharazôn, King of the Land of the Star, grew to the mightiest tyrant that had yet been in the world since the reign of Morgoth, though in truth Sauron ruled all from behind the throne.

In fact, we know for a fact that the army of the Last Alliance was greater at the very least than the army which Ar-Pharazon took with himself to Umbar (it is unlikely Elrond knew of the scale of the Great Armament, though), and they did not cause any geography-affecting damage.

So where exactly do you get the idea that Valar fighting the Numenoreans would have caused irreparable collateral damage? Valar are able to literally raise mountains. They created Valinor, they created Numenor, and Elves of Valinor had clearly evacuated the area ahead of the Numenorean army. Had the Valar laid the smackdown, the only casualties would have been the Numenoreans.

The only thing we know for certain is that the Valar had no authority to punish Numenoreans and destroy Ar-Pharazon's host:
Letter 156 said:
The Valar had no real answer to this monstrous rebellion — for the Children of God were not under their ultimate jurisdiction: they were not allowed to destroy them, or coerce them with any 'divine' display of the powers they held over the physical world. They appealed to God; and a catastrophic 'change of plan' occurred. At the moment that Arpharazôn set foot on the forbidden shore, a rift appeared: Númenor foundered and was utterly overwhelmed; the armada was swallowed up; and the Blessed Realm removed for ever from the circles of the physical world. Thereafter one could sail right round the world and never find it.

Notice what Tolkien wrote: they were not allowed to destroy them, or coerce them with any 'divide' display of powers. Collateral damage to Valinor never even entered the consideration, because Eru had forbidden Valar from doing anything against the Children to begin with.

Even if it is true that Valar fighting the Numenoreans would have caused irrepareable collateral damage (and there is nothing in the text that supports that), it is irrelevant, because issue at hand was completely different one.

And yet he still created them ergo they're his get.

While you are technically correct, Tolkien clearly differentiates the Ainur from the Children of God, who are Elves and Men:
Letter 156 again said:
But if it is 'cheating' to treat 'death' as making no difference, embodiment must not be ignored. Gandalf may be enhanced in power (that is, under the forms of this fable, in sanctity), but if still embodied he must still suffer care and anxiety, and the needs of flesh. He has no more (if no less) certitudes, or freedoms, than say a living theologian. In any case none of my 'angelic' persons are represented as knowing the future completely, or indeed at all where other wills are concerned. Hence their constant temptation to do, or try to do, what is for them wrong (and disastrous): to force lesser wills by power: by awe if not by actual fear, or physical constraint. But the nature of the gods' knowledge of the history of the World, and their part in making it (before it was embodied or made 'real') – whence they drew their knowledge of the future, such as they had, is pan of the major mythology. It is at least there represented that the intrusion of Elves and Men into that story was not any pan of theirs at all, but reserved: hence Elves and Men were called the Children of God; and hence the gods either loved (or hated) them specially: as having a relation to the Creator equal to their own, if of different stature. This is the mythological-theological situation at this moment in History, which has been made explicit but has not yet been published
Of the first kind and the chief was the theme of the incarnate intelligence, Elves and Men, which was not thought of nor treated by any of the Spirits. They were therefore called the Children of God. Being other than the Spirits, of less 'stature', and yet of the same order, they were the object of hope and desire to the greater spirits, who knew something of their form and nature and the mode and approximate time of their appearance in the realization. But they also realized that the Children of God must not be 'dominated', though they would be specially susceptible to it. It was because of this pre-occupation with the Children of God that the spirits so often took the form and likeness of the Children, especially after their appearance. It was thus that Sauron appeared in this shape. It is mythologically supposed that when this shape was 'real', that is a physical actuality in the physical world and not a vision transferred from mind to mind, it took some time to build up. It was then destructible like other physical organisms. But that of course did not destroy the spirit, nor dismiss it from the world to which it was bound until the end. After the battle with Gilgalad and Elendil, Sauron took a long while to re-build, longer than he had done after the Downfall of Númenor (I suppose because each building-up used up some of the inherent energy of the spirit, which might be called the 'will' or the effective link between the indestructible mind and being and the realization of its imagination). The impossibility of re-building after the destruction of the Ring, is sufficiently clear 'mythologically' in the present book.

Yes, you could say that Ainur are the Children of God in that they were created by Him: and Tolkien specifically states that Ainur had the same relation to the Creator as humans and elves did; but the specific label as such was reserved for the Elves and Men.

Again, same as relation of angels and humans in Christian theology. Angels were created by God as well, but usually only humans are called the Children of God, as we were created in His likeness.

The implication being that nothing Numenor had would force the Vanyar and the Ainu to put even ten percent of the effort they put into taking out Morgoth at the end which destroyed Beleriand.

Numenor had no Valar, no Maiar (Balrogs), no dragons... so yes, it is entirely possible, likely even, that "nothing Numenor had would force the Vanyar and the Ainu to put even ten percent of the effort they put into taking out Morgoth at the end which destroyed Beleriand".

It is also irrelevant because we know why the Valar did not fight Numenoreans, and it had nothing to do with Numenoreans' military power. See earlier in this reply.

We can certainly powerscale them to first age heroes if not the strongest, the mid to low end ones given y'know...multiple first age heroes failed to kill Sauron but one enraged old Numenorean beat his meatsuit to "death"

It was not "one enraged old Numenorean". It was Gil-Galad and Elendil, literally the most powerful Elven warrior and most powerful Human warrior at the end of the Second Age, working together, that felled Sauron - and both of them perished in the effort.

And this was Sauron that had already been diminished by his death in sinking of Numenor, and had not even recovered most of his power.

Questioning your stability and cognitive capacity is fun.

It is possible I am an Aspie, but my cognitive capacity is definitely greater than yours by quite a bit.

Also, next time, before you call out people for making mistakes in details of Tolkien's work, you might want to make sure that you understand fundamentals of it at least. Just sayin'. Not that you are much better in the details either.
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman
You actually went silent for a whole fucking day seething, did research and then came back with a bunch of shit that actually backs up my assertions while still falling back to largely misrepresentation pedantry?

That's fucking amazing.
 

Husky_Khan

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So how about them Middle Earth Militaries? Seem quite worthy of discussion yeah? :sneaky:
 

The Immortal Watch Dog

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Hetman
Most of what you wrote directly contradicts source material on fundamental levels. Such as your interpretation of the whole Valar vs Numenoreans issue.

Not in the least. It goes against your tranny inspired interpretation of Tolkien's work as a weak setting.

Or are you going to tell me the Valar incapable of continent busting now?

Riight.

You tried denying not me, but TOLKIEN himself on several cases.

So yeah.

No, what I did was use a term to describe the get of a creator, while differentiating between them and the chosen Children of God for whom all of reality was made for.

Your sperg out comes from being unable to tell the difference between short hand, and doctrine because you are incapable of anything but literalism because you're kinda dumb and autistic.

Except nothing is. Even things that you say which are technically correct still miss the fundamental themes of Tolkien's work.

aannndd here we go the "MUH INTENDED PORTRAYAL" argument rears its pathetic head.

Fuck the concept, fuck the argument and fuck the mediocre clowns who invented it.
If you are so absolutely certain they were solar-powered, why don't you provide a quote?

You just provided one of them for it.

Also, you are quite definitely wrong here in at least the second part. The one Umbarians destroyed was stated to reflect sunlight. And it was not a lighthouse, it was monument to Ar-Pharazon in form of a white pillar with a crystal globe on top. That globe reflected sunlight and so the monument could be seen at tremendous distances... during the day.

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And keep in mind that HOME is below Lord of the Rings and even Silmarillion/Unfinished Tales/Fall of Gondolin when it comes to canonicity, because it is literally a collection of texts that were either unfinished, early concepts or outright rejected by Tolkien in his later writings.

I guess that explains why you are so confused, though.

And this anything within that contradicts the silmarillion is non canon, good thing nothing I brought up was non canon.

Nah, it just means you suck at explaining things.


Funny how literally no one else had trouble understanding me.

Learn to fucking write.


Now, now your absolute lack of reading comprehension is no one's fault but yours.

And there is literally no proof of that either, anywhere in the text. All we know, from texts themselves, is that
1) Numenoreans landed on Aman
2) they found the empty land as Valar refused to fight them
3) Valar asked Illuvatar to intercede, and Illuvatar did so by sinking Numenor and burying Ar-Pharazon's army

The rest of it is just your baseless wanking.

Are you contending that if the Valar decided to smite them that there wouldn't be catastrophic collateral damage to
Aman?
There is nothing in the text that supports the idea that Valar fighting the Numenoreans would have sunk the Aman into ocean. Sure, there is the War of the Wrath as a precedent, but Numenoreans don't have Balrogs, or Dragons, or the military force on the general scale of what Morgoth was able to amass for the War of the Wrath:

Besides literally every other time the forces of the undying lands did anything you mean zaru.png

In fact, we know for a fact that the army of the Last Alliance was greater at the very least than the army which Ar-Pharazon took with himself to Umbar (it is unlikely Elrond knew of the scale of the Great Armament, though), and they did not cause any geography-affecting damage.

So where exactly do you get the idea that Valar fighting the Numenoreans would have caused irreparable collateral damage? Valar are able to literally raise mountains. They created Valinor, they created Numenor, and Elves of Valinor had clearly evacuated the area ahead of the Numenorean army. Had the Valar laid the smackdown, the only casualties would have been the Numenoreans.

Because literally everything the Valar do that's vaguely violent results in catastrophic changes to the world around them :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
The only thing we know for certain is that the Valar had no authority to punish Numenoreans and destroy Ar-Pharazon's host:


Notice what Tolkien wrote: they were not allowed to destroy them, or coerce them with any 'divide' display of powers. Collateral damage to Valinor never even entered the consideration, because Eru had forbidden Valar from doing anything against the Children to begin with.

Even if it is true that Valar fighting the Numenoreans would have caused irrepareable collateral damage (and there is nothing in the text that supports that), it is irrelevant, because issue at hand was completely different one.

Literally none of that refutes my point.
While you are technically correct, Tolkien clearly differentiates the Ainur from the Children of God, who are Elves and Men:

Exactly. I'm technically correct, your sperging about it for multiple posts reflects poorly on you for failing to understand language because your brain don't work right.

Next time, slap a blue wheelchair in your PFP and it'll make everyone addressing you easier.

Snipped for useless pedantry

Go pet your therapy animal, just don't pet it to death.

Numenor had no Valar, no Maiar (Balrogs), no dragons... so yes, it is entirely possible, likely even, that "nothing Numenor had would force the Vanyar and the Ainu to put even ten percent of the effort they put into taking out Morgoth at the end which destroyed Beleriand".

It is also irrelevant because we know why the Valar did not fight Numenoreans, and it had nothing to do with Numenoreans' military power. See earlier in this reply.

It isn't irrelevant to my original point.

Which is that no medieval real world army could force the Vanyar or the Maiar or Valar to do more than turn their heads and go "huh?"


It was not "one enraged old Numenorean". It was Gil-Galad and Elendil, literally the most powerful Elven warrior and most powerful Human warrior at the end of the Second Age, working together, that felled Sauron - and both of them perished in the effort.

And this was Sauron that had already been diminished by his death in sinking of Numenor, and had not even recovered most of his power.

No, Elrond, Cirdan, Isildur, Gil-Galad and Elendil the tall were all present....Gil Galad died and Elrond finished Sauron off. That's fairly explicit.



]It is possible I am an Aspie, but my cognitive capacity is definitely greater than yours by quite a bit.

You're so cognitively bricked you threw a multi post tantrum because you can't handle nuance in language.


Also, next time, before you call out people for making mistakes in details of Tolkien's work, you might want to make sure that you understand fundamentals of it at least. Just sayin'. Not that you are much better in the details either.

It's always funny when demonstrable frauds in their alleged fields of knowledge assert this.
 
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Aldarion

Neoreactionary Monarchist
Not in the least. It goes against your tranny inspired interpretation of Tolkien's work as a weak setting.

Or are you going to tell me the Valar incapable of continent busting now?

OK, just what the fuck?

When did I say that Middle Earth as a whole is a weak setting? Nowhere.

But there is difference between Middle Earth as a setting and non-divine races of Middle Earth. If you include God and angels, Middle Earth shits all over the settings such as Warhammer 40k, Star Trek and Star Wars, because they have literal God who can just say "oh, you guys don't exist anymore". Even excluding Illuvatar, Valar are literal Archangels capable of causing tectonic-level destruction by accident.

But that does not mean that Numenor on its own can go and win against 19th or even 18th century Britain, or anything like that. Even with Numenor, Middle Earth is a decidedly medieval setting, with very limited supernatural elements once we move past the First Age / ignore the divine and angelic beings present.

Capisci?

Are you contending that if the Valar decided to smite them that there wouldn't be catastrophic collateral damage to
Aman?

I am saying that we do not know that simply because the reason Valar didn't fight Numenoreans had absolutely nothing to do with collateral damage.

For all we know, Tulkas could have taken a giant broom and swept Ar-Pharazon's army into the sea. But he couldn't, because Illuvatar prohibited the Valar from taking up arms against the Children.

And that, in the case you are forgetting, is the cornerstone of your argument: that Numenoreans were sufficiently powerful that Valar fighting them would have caused the massive damage, and that was the reason why Valar appealed to Eru.

Except,
1) we do not know whether that is true
2) even if it is, the reason why Valar laid down the governance of Arda and appealed to Eru had absolutely nothing to do with how powerful Numenoreans were. It was pure legalese.

The end.

Besides literally every other time the forces of the undying lands did anything you mean
Because literally everything the Valar do that's vaguely violent results in catastrophic changes to the world around them

Because Valar only ever intervened if problem was large enough to require intervention of geography-affecting scale. That doesn't mean their intervention necessarily had to result in something like that.

And even assuming that assumption of yours is correct, it is also irrelevant, because we know the reason why Valar didn't fight against Numenoreans, and it had nothing to do with tectonics.

Literally none of that refutes my point.

Literally everything refutes your point, because it clearly shows that your assumption of "Valar didn't fight Ar-Pharazon because they were afraid of collateral damage" is based on absolutely nothing. Yes, it might have resulted in such damage - but even assuming that possibility entered calculations at all, it was at best a secondary reason.

Exactly. I'm technically correct, your sperging about it for multiple posts reflects poorly on you for failing to understand language because your brain don't work right.



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It isn't irrelevant to my original point.

Which is that no medieval real world army could force the Vanyar or the Maiar or Valar to do more than turn their heads and go "huh?"

It is irrelevant to your original point. Charles the Fat could have marched into the Valinor at the head of a thousand soldiers and reaction of the Valar would have been exactly the same as it was to Ar-Pharazon's army, because issue wasn't military power, issue was that humans were in Valinor, and Valar were not allowed to use force against them.

Appealing to Eru was literally the only thing Valar could have done against a force of humans invading Valinor, regardless of how weak or strong that force was.

No, Elrond, Cirdan, Isildur, Gil-Galad and Elendil the tall were all present....Gil Galad died and Elrond finished Sauron off. That's fairly explicit.

There is difference between present and fighting Sauron. This is what is said about the fight:
Fellowship of the Ring said:
I was the herald of Gil-galad and marched with his host. I was at the Battle of Dagorlad before the Black Gate of Mordor, where we had the mastery: for the Spear of Gil-galad and the Sword of Elendil, Aeglos and Narsil, none could withstand. I beheld the last combat on the slopes of Orodruin, where Gil-galad died, and Elendil fell, and Narsil broke beneath him; but Sauron himself was overthrown, and Isildur cut the Ring from his hand with the hilt-shard of his father’s sword, and took it for his own.’
The Silmarillion said:
Then Gil-galad and Elendil passed into Mordor and encompassed the stronghold of Sauron; and they laid siege to it for seven years, and suffered grievous loss by fire and by the darts and bolts of the Enemy, and Sauron sent many sorties against them. There in the valley of Gorgoroth Anárion son of Elendil was slain, and many others. But at the last the siege was so strait that Sauron himself came forth; and he wrestled with Gil-galad and Elendil, and they both were slain, and the sword of Elendil broke under him as he fell. But Sauron also was thrown down, and with the hilt-shard of Narsil Isildur cut the Ruling Ring from the hand of Sauron and took it for his own.

Elrond and Isildur were present at the final fight, but all descriptions make them out to be witnesses more than actors in it. Isildur's only contribution, according to the text, was cutting off the One Ring from the finger of already defeated Sauron; nowhere is it mentioned that either him or Elrond actually fought Sauron.

And where did you get that Elrond finished off Sauron, let alone that it was "fairly explicit"?

It's always funny when demonstrable frauds in their alleged fields of knowledge assert this.

Looking at gaping holes in your knowledge of Tolkien, you are the last person who should be saying that.
 

colorles

Well-known member
Put a search in for "Tolkien thread" and this came up. Just wanted to post this here:



but lol at the argument above me. first lol at the last alliance army at the end of the second age being superior to Ar-Pharazon's force that literally made Sauron's forces run away in fear before Sauron submitted himself - but the downplayers will just say "Sauron planned it all along". no. it was humiliating as fuck for him to submit but he had no choice but to do so and from there he wielded his deceit upon an already decline Numenorean moral system.

As for Numenoreans vs the Valar and various high elves in Aman: the general concensus is that the Numenoreans would have been defeated in the end; but, would have fucked up a ton of elves and probably a bunch of ainur even in the process and the entire continent would have been tainted and/or destroyed. and for everyone saying that "osse could have alone just destroyed the numenorean fleet", well it is important to remember the ainur can be destroyed - at least their physical forms - and the Numenoreans would have been prepared for that. either way, Tolkien made it clear that it was not only blashpemy, "but very real peril as the Numenoreans directed by Sauron could have wrought ruin in Valinor itself" (close quote) that prompted the Valar to appeal to Eru.

In any case the above posted video is an interesting analysis of the Numenorean steel bows.
 

Ixian

Well-known member
Put a search in for "Tolkien thread" and this came up. Just wanted to post this here:



but lol at the argument above me. first lol at the last alliance army at the end of the second age being superior to Ar-Pharazon's force that literally made Sauron's forces run away in fear before Sauron submitted himself - but the downplayers will just say "Sauron planned it all along". no. it was humiliating as fuck for him to submit but he had no choice but to do so and from there he wielded his deceit upon an already decline Numenorean moral system.

As for Numenoreans vs the Valar and various high elves in Aman: the general concensus is that the Numenoreans would have been defeated in the end; but, would have fucked up a ton of elves and probably a bunch of ainur even in the process and the entire continent would have been tainted and/or destroyed. and for everyone saying that "osse could have alone just destroyed the numenorean fleet", well it is important to remember the ainur can be destroyed - at least their physical forms - and the Numenoreans would have been prepared for that. either way, Tolkien made it clear that it was not only blashpemy, "but very real peril as the Numenoreans directed by Sauron could have wrought ruin in Valinor itself" (close quote) that prompted the Valar to appeal to Eru.

In any case the above posted video is an interesting analysis of the Numenorean steel bows.


You are correct, the army gathered for the Last Alliance was certainly impressive and large, especially for the time, and was notable for being the last time the Elves truly marched out in force.

It was no where near the equal of the Great Armament, not in size, strength, nor sophistication. The Great Armament was an invasion force made to occupy heaven and capture the secrets of immortality. It never stood a chance of success, but the Neumanoreans certainly planned the attempt seriously.

Do note that the attempt was only "a real peril" because the Valar explicitly weren't allowed to try and stop man, or use their might to control mans actions. The peril was that the Neumanoreans would show up, kill a bunch of elves who had never known suffering, and declare they owned the place, to which the Valar could not respond.

Hence they called Eru Illuvatar for an assist.
 
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colorles

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You are correct, the army gathered for the Last Alliance was certainly impressive and large, especially for the time, and was notable for being the last time the Elves truly marched out in force.

It was no where near the equal of the Great Armament, not in size, strength, nor sophistication. The Great Armament was an invasion force made to occupy heaven and capture the secrets of immortality. It never stood a chance of success, but the Neumanoreans certainly planned the attempt seriously.

Do note that the attempt was only "a real peril" because the Valar explicitly weren't allowed to try and stop man, or use their might to control mans actions. The peril was that the Neumanoreans would show up, kill a bunch of elves who had never known suffering, and declare they owned the place, to which the Valar could not respond.

Hence they called Eru Illuvatar for an assist.

To the bolded: not so sure about that. Can say with confidence the Numenoreans would have lost in the end...but it is pretty vague at times just how powerful they are. We know their numbers were immense; what we don't exactly know is the extent of their technology and magic. Although it was called the greatest armament in the history of Arda up until that point. And like Immortal Watchdog said, I doubt the Valar could have directly fought and defeated the Numenorean host without destroying their own house so to speak - not to mention a ton of elves.

Not to mention just the extent of what the Valar can and could not do is vague and contradicted at various points throughout the legendarium / letters. The whole situation is vague.
 
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Ixian

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To the bolded: not so sure about that. Can say with confidence the Numenoreans would have lost in the end...but it is pretty vague at times just how powerful they are. We know their numbers were immense; what we don't exactly know is the extent of their technology and magic. Although it was called the greatest armament in the history of Arda up until that point. And like Immortal Watchdog said, I doubt the Valar could have directly fought and defeated the Numenorean host without destroying their own house so to speak - not to mention a ton of elves.

Not to mention just the extent of what the Valar can and could not do is vague and contradicted at various points throughout the legendarium / letters. The whole situation is vague.
To my understanding it has to do with the "free will" of men. The Valar were not permitted to use their strength and power to control men by Eru.

"Faced by this rebellion, of appalling folly and blasphemy, and also real peril (since the Númenóreans directed by Sauron could have wrought ruin in Valinor itself), the Valar lay down their delegated power and appeal to God [...]"

(From Tolkien's letter in 1951 to Milton Waldman.)

So the Valar had an army coming to their shores, an army that made the one that forced Sauron to kneel pale by comparison, and they were coming for total conquest and to try and steal immortality (another impossibility told to them by Sauron). Further the use of the Valars immense power was prohibited by the free will of men.

This means that if the Neumanoreans had been allowed to follow through with their plans, they would have invaded Valinor, and caused lots of destruction. Many of the Elves in Aman have never been in Middle Earth, never seen its marring up close. Effectively, they have never known war or pain or suffering. The Neumanoreans would have done untold damage to them.

But there are also veterans from the War of Wrath, really a lot of them. In time they probably would have defeated the Great Armament.

Except Sauron is feeding them intel. Sauron is telling them all the weak points, and directing the Neumanoreans efforts. That alone throws the timeframe of the Neumanoreans eventual defeat without Valar intervention into question.

I also think it's interesting to note that while Sauron didn't go with the invasion fleet or army, he stayed in the capital of the Neumanorean Empire. I would suggest he was confident the Valar wouldn't interfere with the invasion, and that even if the attack failed, he would be able to direct more attacks from the safety of the Neumanorean seat of power (to say nothing of maintaining his hold on Middle Earth).

But clearly he didn't expect the Valar to relinquish their delegated authority and call Eru personally for a solution. I highly doubt Sauron would have stayed if he had known his physical form would be destroyed.
 
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