Helldivers! Managed Democracy Foreign Affairs Simulator!

Husky_Khan

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Helldivers 2 has come out and for a game I literally barely heard anything about despite a first well received game having already been released years ago, my social media is now mysteriously flooded with high quality Helldivers 2 content! And thanks to the miracle of social media, I am already an expert thanks to LORE VIDEOS!



So basically like 40K Space Marines but better in practically every way, including character development and expendability.

Anyways, one of my faves, Rubix Raptor, who has been autistically sperging about this game for eons now, which I still somehow missed or filtered out of my mind, has played this glorious game as one of the invaluable, heroic, iconic Helldivers of the Helldiver Corps and managed to only die like a few hundred times.



The best part is that the respawn system seems to imply you are portraying an entirely new individual, which helps reinforce just how uniquely heroic your playthrough is as you fight and battle the enemies of managed democracy like communist bugs, and communist automatons and communist aliens who aren't either bugs or automatons but are advanced xenos forging weapons of mass destruction in an attempt to destroy Super Earth. The Xenos Left must be threatened by late stage Liber-tea Liberty.
 

Husky_Khan

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RubixRaptor actually posted up a three hour livestream of the game.


It actually looks pretty fun from that and all of the other positive buzz I see skimming across the video titles and thumbnails and social media posts about the game. Nice to see a game normalizing genocidal space warfare against acceptable XenoCommie scum.
 

Husky_Khan

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Helldivers 2 gaming forum is banning gamers for posting political comments REGARDLESS OF POV.



Many alphabet posters are getting their threads locked when demanding Trans Capes and demanding more LGBTQAIA+ seriously representation. Very sad.

Will the Helldivers be able to hold the gates that keep Super Earth safe for Managed Democracy?!?!

Some memes they have shared on their important News Alerts Account on Twitter (not sure if official or not).





Hiding from Commies-Bots.



Helldivers team apparently are Palworld fans as well...



The struggle to understand satire is real...

 
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Husky_Khan

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The Species Traitors on Twitter are Claiming The Socialist Automatons are the Good Guys! :mad:



Yeah 1:48 in looks like a totally normal monument to peaceful civic nationalism. 🤬
 

Iconoclast

Perpetually Angry
Obozny
After playing some Helldivers last night, I used Suno to generate these, lol:

For Super-Earth:





I'm Being Chased by a Bile Titan:





Also, holy crap, our reps are getting on this shit, too:

 

Husky_Khan

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Lot of Helldivers videos out there at the moment but I do like the YouTuber WiseFish especially. He covers/covered a lot of Metro, Cyberpunk, Fallout, and Witcher lore etc so seeing him cover Helldivers is great to me.

 

Iconoclast

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Obozny
I just used FL Studio to crossfade those clips (alongside a few more generations) to make two whole tracks:


 

commanderkai

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All I can say is that it's crazy fun. Been busy killing Terminators in a post-Apocalypse US to play the past few days but soon I will be purging worlds of Automatons.
 

Husky_Khan

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All I can say is that it's crazy fun. Been busy killing Terminators in a post-Apocalypse US to play the past few days but soon I will be democratizing worlds of Automatons.

FTFY

Purging?! smh...

I will not abide anyone even inadvertently smearing our brave Men and Women in service as somehow implying they engage in anything resembling immoral or unethical behavior.
 
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Iconoclast

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Obozny
I've been playing a lot on Helldive difficulty lately. Somehow, I got separated from my team on Estanu, but I decided to help them out by getting a SEAF artillery site running. By myself. I had a Sickle and a Flamethrower, and I started grabbing artillery shells and hauling them up to the gun, but I heard some big stompy noises and sure enough, a Bile Titan was creeping up on the artillery site. So, I ran a short distance away, called in my mech, and then started an epic one-Helldiver battle that saw me taking out like four or five Bile Titans and killing the entirety of five bug tunnel breaches. I ran out of ammo on the mech halfway through and had to finish them off with Eagle bombing runs and mowing them down with the Sickle. When spewers showed up, I blew them to pieces with impact grenades, guiltily called for resupply for just myself, blew up even more with the extra grenades, and so on. Eventually, the bugs gave up entirely and let me load the artillery rounds in peace and get the gun working for my team.

I did not die a single time that mission.
 

Agent23

Ни шагу назад!
I fucking love this game.


And her fantasy is getting fucked by that "male fantasy"...

Anyways, burned the better part of a weekend in tried it, I love the cheesy 90s scifi action flick feel to it, and that they have used the 7 habbits of highly effective pirates/mercenaries from Schlock, too.

What I do NOT like is the pathetic mag capacity, the matchmaking mechanics could have been better, and then there are the Strategem controls, frigging lazy console porting!!!!!!
 

Husky_Khan

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Be sure to get this out there. Some Helldivers might actually find legitimate reason to take a minute.



Crazy I know.
 

Husky_Khan

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Be sure to get this out there. Some Helldivers might actually find legitimate reason to take a minute.



Crazy I know.


Sonofa...

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We took our eyes off of spreading democracy for only a minute and became complacent... 😔
 

Agent23

Ни шагу назад!
Helldivers 2 is just proof how far the industry has fallen.

A few years ago, it would have been considered just common sense for game studios to not deal with idiot politics and focus on making an entertaining game thet you buy once or pay a subscription for.

But in an age of mediocrety an ok shooter with meh console like controls and a funny story with a bit of edgey satiric humor is revolutionary.

Anyway, I enjoy it, a nice break from CS and DT.

And here is some coverage of the latest woke idiots trying to fuck with it, courtesy of Arch:






 
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