Fully Automated Socialist Meme Thread - The Ministry of Ideological Memes

[Realm]

Iranian twitter is poppin' the fuck off, bless these saucy bastards

*Chapo voice* SATIRE SATIRE

Edit: This mans just fuckin' going for it. Absolute savage.

 

[Chaos Marine]

Iranian twitter is poppin' the fuck off, bless these saucy bastards

*Chapo voice* SATIRE SATIRE

Edit: This mans just fuckin' going for it. Absolute savage.

That swipe against slavery is hilarious considering slavery has thrived in Iran and continues to do so to this day.

Female workers in Iran work in “new slavery” conditions

May 1 marks the International Labor Day, an occasion to defend justice, equality and human rights for workers on whose

women.ncr-iran.org

Forgotten Children, Human Trafficking & Child Labor in Iran - Iranian American Forum

By Hamid Yazdan Panah, 4 December 2013 Child labor and human trafficking represent a serious problem in Iran, with many blaming the government itself for perpetuating these terrible crimes.

iranian-americans.com

 

[Husky_Khan]

"White Man is jealous of Iranian culture."

I'll need a citation for this claim. Plus I thought Persians considered themselves White... but anyways... where was this jealousy?

Oh wait... I remember now...

More of a channel really... but that's besides the point.

Yeah... that was the highwater mark. No pun intended.

I like the "Seven Generations of Bastards" remark though. With that kind of racism maybe he is jealous of White culture?

 

[CarlManvers2019]

That swipe against slavery is hilarious considering slavery has thrived in Iran and continues to do so to this day.

Female workers in Iran work in “new slavery” conditions

May 1 marks the International Labor Day, an occasion to defend justice, equality and human rights for workers on whose

women.ncr-iran.org

Forgotten Children, Human Trafficking & Child Labor in Iran - Iranian American Forum

By Hamid Yazdan Panah, 4 December 2013 Child labor and human trafficking represent a serious problem in Iran, with many blaming the government itself for perpetuating these terrible crimes.

iranian-americans.com

I don’t think that they count those as slavery

Also, why depend on slavery when there is automation and really cheap foreign workers that don’t even have to be kidnapped for work

Hell, they could get people from the same country to work real cheap

 

[Arch Dornan]

Iranian twitter is poppin' the fuck off, bless these saucy bastards

*Chapo voice* SATIRE SATIRE

Edit: This mans just fuckin' going for it. Absolute savage.

Twitter bloodsports fuck yeah.

 

[Chaos Marine]

I don’t think that they count those as slavery

Also, why depend on slavery when there is automation and really cheap foreign workers that don’t even have to be kidnapped for work

Hell, they could get people from the same country to work real cheap

Yeah. In the same way communists claim that previous communist regimes weren't real communism. Like they're trying to convince themselves as much as they're trying to convince others.

 

[Arch Dornan]

I don’t think that they count those as slavery

Also, why depend on slavery when there is automation and really cheap foreign workers that don’t even have to be kidnapped for work

Hell, they could get people from the same country to work real cheap

Slavery with extra steps?

Yeah. In the same way communists claim that previous communist regimes weren't real communism. Like they're trying to convince themselves as much as they're trying to convince others.

Ohbloopadeedup somebody's going to get laid in college.

Joke.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

Yeah. In the same way communists claim that previous communist regimes weren't real communism. Like they're trying to convince themselves as much as they're trying to convince others.

When you think about it, I think most of the smarter Communists realise that they sort of still need “capitalism” but decide to “regulate” it or have it be part of a very rigidly or barely thought out “planned” economy

Essentially, Communists become Fascists(by the definition that they involve using Crony Capitalism and mix it with loyalty to state)whilst still calling themselves “Communists”

Difference is between China and other Social Democrats, is that the first isn’t probably as likely to do welfare checks or lots of government made charity and instead drives some highly competitive and stressful worm/school environment

 

[PsihoKekec]

 

[Scottty]

 

[CarlManvers2019]

BabylonBee?

 

[Tryglaw]

If only the same could be instituted for politicians and their immediate falimiles, we'd have world peace in an instant....

 

[Tyzuris]

 

[Husky_Khan]

Summary of World War Three So Far...

> American Contractor Killed in Iranian backed Rocket Attack in Iraq.
> America launches military strike, killing ten Iranian and Iranian-aligned personnel.
> During funeral procession, 56 Iranians trampled to death during violent mourning.
> Iran launches ballistic missile attack on US Forces in Iraq, no casualties.
> Airliner crashes in Tehran. Estimated 82 Iranians on board killed. Iran refuses to give Black Box to manufacturer for analysis, contradictions and retractions from both Ukrainian and Iranian sources on it being a mechanical failure.

In summation: Almost 150 Iranians killed so far during World War Three... but only ten by American action.

 

[Realm]

 

[Husky_Khan]

 

[The One Char]

 

[Chaos Marine]

A meme to show how hypocritical and lacking in perspective western feminism actually is. Just in case anyone thought that Iran had any kind of a claim of moral superiority to the US.

 

[Scottty]

 

[Arch Dornan]

I'm sure Trump can put pressure to delay their welfare to reconsider. Doesn't need to fire a shot.

This was one of the responses.


Nice parody account now that I noticed.