Some of my highlights are finding communists at pride, and pretending to identify with them. Then I start talking about "Oooh, oh look, [Brandname] is so great for supporting pride, I'm so happy I bought [product]." You start with small local companies that commies admire, like the local sex shop or weed dispensary. Then you build, to local restaurants, to the company that employs you, until you are praising Shell Oil. It's fun to see how far you can get them to go before they realize it.Oh, this is my favorite thing about pride. The commercialism. I love it so much.
Don't get me wrong, I love pride, for the same reason that Irish people like St. Paddy's Day. It's not revolutionary anymore, it's a celebration. And that's a good thing. I'm really bummed that it might be canceled this year.