Return of the Trumpster!
Prologue: The Return of the Trumpster
Thursday, November 24th, 2024
Somewhere in Springfield, IL
IL Governor J.B. Pritzker (D): "......though it wasn't until 6:00 AM in the morning HRS of Wednesday, November 6th when we got the final official results and realized what a fucking squeaker it was. Donald John Trump flipped New Hampshire, Michigan, Nevada, Georgia, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and even New Mexico. We just couldn't believe it. We were gaining momentum in the polling surveys coming out of the DNC National Convention in Chicago and we thought we had Trump on the ropes when that Dumbass bitch Kristi Noem made that jackass comment about "DEI quotas in the NBA, MLB and NFL" and now Trump did it again, mother fucking Donald John Trump, managed to win reelection to the Presidency after all of the bullshit he's pulled. He must've been the luckiest mother fucker ever..... Or maybe not!"
Thursday, November 24th, 2024
Somewhere in Springfield, IL
IL Governor J.B. Pritzker (D): "......though it wasn't until 6:00 AM in the morning HRS of Wednesday, November 6th when we got the final official results and realized what a fucking squeaker it was. Donald John Trump flipped New Hampshire, Michigan, Nevada, Georgia, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and even New Mexico. We just couldn't believe it. We were gaining momentum in the polling surveys coming out of the DNC National Convention in Chicago and we thought we had Trump on the ropes when that Dumbass bitch Kristi Noem made that jackass comment about "DEI quotas in the NBA, MLB and NFL" and now Trump did it again, mother fucking Donald John Trump, managed to win reelection to the Presidency after all of the bullshit he's pulled. He must've been the luckiest mother fucker ever..... Or maybe not!"
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