Election 2020 "Deep State Pete" announces end of his presidential campaign.

Tzeentchean Perspective

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I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if dozens of progressive gay writers waiting in line to publish rambling, nonsensical articles criticizing Pete Buttigieg for being an evil vampiric neoliberal Gay man, Black writers, and many Bernie Bro twitter trolls cried out in anguish...and were suddenly silenced.
Oh well, he was looking good in IA and NH, but I guess he thought his controversies among African-Americans were too great of a weakness.
 
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The biggest tragedy here is now I won't get to hear as many people struggling to pronounce his surname.

Also humor aside this is probably the establishment dems trying to gather as much support around one candidate as possible to fight Bernie though I question their choice of Biden as said candidate.
Bootie Judge - that should be easy to remember.

Anyway, I think you’re right. The Democrat Party bosses told him that he needs to drop out and get behind Biden to prevent a Bernie victory. He’s young, they are probably promising him future support.

I suspect that they will really try to screw Bernie out of the nomination. If they do that, I hope that the Bernie supporters abandon their support for the Democrat Party. It would generally reveal how corrupt they are.
 
Here lies the campaign of Peter Buttigieg, ended soon after his poor performance in South Carolina, due to his low support amongst African American voters. Why does he have poor support? No left leaning pundit knows. Coincidentally he was also openly gay.

Much like with Yang, I have also collected a number of key highlights and contributions to the Democratic primary race:

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Yes, thanks to Pete, we started this glorious clown show in Iowa. I heard he has some mysterious illness. I truly wish him the best in his quick recovery. I heard the DNC provided him a new mattress stuffed with green paper donated by Bloomberg to help him along. How touching.

Now for a piece of music for somber reflection:
 
I guess he hopes to drop out early and start direct votes towards Biden in order to help Biden get the nomination.

And besides, the guy is not even in his 40s yet. Given the age of many of his competitors, he has a good forty years left to become the first fabulous POTUS. 🏳️‍🌈🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
 

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