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You are the King (or Queen) of some mid-tier Duchy or Province or lesser Kingdom that swears fealty to some powerful Emperor who rules over the Council of Electors (in which case you'd be one of them). Regardless your influential and you rule over a fairly stable and wealthy feudal regime. Alas, being on the frontier, your constantly under threat from Orc/ks, Trolls, Undead, and Pagan Hordes from the Eastern Steppe or Corsairs from the Southern Seas. Needless to say, without strong leadership, all of that stability is ephermal.
Thankfully you have a strong, noble, healthy and VIRILE male Heir to continue your noble line. He's a dutiful lad who despite finding it boring, pays attention to the lectures of the learned men and has proven himself capable on the tournament grounds, on various formal functions and visitations and has limited his abuse of the lowborn and other witless peasants to minor levels of prankery. Like good and proper young lads in High Fantasy settings, he's set off on a series of adventures, doing a little dungeon delving, a little monster slaying, brigand and pirate hunting and recently on his latest adventuring expedition, slew a Great Sea Troll Hag in single combat or something and rescuing a dozen ships from the Maelstorm. Pretty cool. Now that he's come of age... it's time to marry that fucker off and have them start making even littler Heirs. Also this marriage is meant to secure and enhance your own Kingdoms reputation, prestige, standing and hopefully stability and security.
And maybe... just maybe... you can take in your Heir's considerations as well. He's received reports of the potential Princess candidates to be sent for courtship and he has helpfully arranged them in order of who'd he'd wanna "court" for your perusal.
In the Princes order...
1. Princess Aubrey (Currently Un-Nobled): "Her current occupation appears to be 'Grave Robber.' Information suggests she poisoned her previous wealthy husband after an arranged marriage who exposed her to years of neglect and abuse which maybe understandable, but this was also the time she engaged in the unsavory 'occupation' of grave robbing and dungeon delving. Our young Prince apparently adventured alongside this Rogue during his initial adventures, with her revealing her noble background around a campfire. While there's an obvious mutual attraction here, marrying her would provide little material benefit to the Kingdom and may cause predictable scandal as despite being of noble bearing, her career choice is certainly frowned upon in the least." - Chamberlain Notes.
"She's S-Tier for me. We've gone on so many adventures and bonded so much in person, unlike with the rest of the potential suitors. And most importantly, she was a Lady before and she's willing to be a Lady again for me. (Also I might have already impregnated her)" - Prince Notes.
2. Princess Merida of Dun Broch: "Merida is a princess by birth and an adventurer by a spirit. She spends her days practicing archery, riding her horse Angus, and exploring the world around her. She loves her family, but she wants to control her own destiny. She issued the offer of Courtship with the Enthusiastic Backing of all four Clans. She has heard words of his adventures and apparently wishes for a worthy companion as her betrothed. Compared to the Empire we serve, Dun Broch is underdeveloped and ungovernable so this could be a good segway into those lands populated by strong warriors resilient to all encroachments so far and strategically placed as well." - Chamberlain Notes
"I can't wait for us to get married! We're going to be married and riding together, our hair flowing in the wind as we ride through the glens, firing arrows into the sunset! She has a sexy accent too and said she'll teach me horse archery and how to kill a Demon Bear! Did I mention the red hair?" - Prince Notes
3. Queen Anna of Arendelle: "Arendelle is a small but prosperous Northern City State and the new Queen Anna is looking for a Suitor who won't murder her which shouldn't be a problem. Arendelle is strategically located in the North and could develop into a strong ally or more if we enter marriage into it. The nation itself isn't particularly powerful, though the Queen's sister is a powerful outlier. The Prince would likely be spending more time in Arendelle as opposed to here however which could complicate matters." - Chamberlain Notes.
"I heard she punched Prince Hans with a right hook, knocking him off the ship. His potentially being unconscious combined with the frigid water means he almost certainly died. That's hot... almost as hot as that long red hair of hers." - Prince Notes.
4. Fa Mulan of Chi-na: "Although not of nobility, she gained great acclaim for saving China from the Hun Invasion as well as other service to the Emperor of that far off land. She therefore has been elevated to the highest of noble status. She's expressed interest in the Young Lord, apparently attracted to capable military men and being of a military background herself. A betrothal to such a far off Lady would yield unknown benefits but they could be potentially bountiful, especially for trade and diplomacy." - Chamberlain Notes.
"Apparently she was dumped by some Chinese General for not being an actual clumsy soldier femboy twink. Sad. And gay. I am a tomboy respecter." - Prince Notes.
5. Princess Azula of the Fire Nation: "The Fire Nation is extremely powerful. They are also highly aggressive and expansionist. Closer ties to them would mean a great deal of help solving many of our own external problems, but could create more internal ones if not handled correctly. And Princess Azula, with all due respect, exhibits some very abrasive personality traits." - Chamberlain Notes.
"Father! Princess Azula just sent me a love letter after learning about my Sea Troll Hag Slaying. It says 'Together you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! We will DOMINATE THE EARTH!' She also says I dress sharp, so sharp that I could sunder the world, plunging it into a cataclysm comparable to the Awakening of Deathwing!" - Prince Notes.
6. Princess Moana of Motunui: "The Polynesian people of which she belongs to are on the other side of the World. Even farther then this Chi-na place but they're gifted seafarers and through correspondence have desired to open trade and diplomatic relations with us. Their peerless abilities at navigation and seamanship could offer untold benefits for our own merchant marine and commercial developments but the sheer distances involved would result in little other tangible benefit, at least in the foreseeable future." - Chamberlain Notes.
"My correspondence with her has stricken me with Yellow Fever and the only cure is a vacation in the Southern Seas." - Prince Notes.
7. Princess Elena of Jafari: "Jafari is a Kingdom in East Africa. So closer then our other candidates but still a fair bit away. Like our young Lord, Princess Elena is a warrior of great renown in her Kingdom. Details on Jafari are slim though its reputedly a place of great learning and quite cosmopolitan. Their daughter is well traveled, free spirited and very charming. It's unknown what benefits betrothal may offer however." - Chamberlain Notes.
"We went dancing at the Royal Ball and she taught me the basics of Capoeira. In return she showed interest in mastering the long spear... and this time I'm not even using sexual innuendo. Also I am told 'Black Don't Crack' which I assume is a positive trait. Did I mention she's like six feet tall?" - Prince Notes.
8. Princess Eldyra of Tiranoc: "On one hand, she's of the Asur, the long lived High Elven race of Ulthaun. On the other hand, she's the youngest daughter of her family and has little inheritance. A capable warrior, she was apparently rebuked by Ulthaun's Phoenix King which caused her great embarrassment and humiliation. As the daughter of a famous High Elf warrior named Eldyr, she apparently decided to go abroad to find her place in the World. For some reason, she has shown an interest in courting our young Lord. A marriage with her would prove unusual. Her kind can live for hundreds of years and her potential offspring would be likely longer lived as well if such a coupling does prove fruitful." - Chamberlain Notes.
"My Squire told me its not gay if its with an Elf. That's neither here nor there. I'm not sure the practicality of marrying an Elf but I am MORE THAN WILLING to marry a beautiful, fertile, Elf Princess who will never visibly age... for the good of the KINGDOM of course." - Prince Notes.
9. Princess Margaery of House Tyrell: "The Tyrells of Highgarden are an extremely influential, wealthy and connected family in Westeros. And Princess Margaery is reputably one of the most beautiful women of the Seven Kingdoms. Securing a marriage with them will provide an economic boon for us as well as legitimize our our Kingdom in diplomatic affairs with House Tyrell backing us in our endeavors. We'd also have the benefit of them being beholden to us due to our superior military. Furthermore Westeros is close by unlike some of our suitors and would be seen as a perfectly sensible and wise courtship. Conversely, Westerosi politics are a mess which could be hazardous to invest in. But Westerosi and our own Imperial nobles lineages are still closely intertwined." - Chamberlain Notes.
"My Warden told me its not gay if its with a Tyrell. Also neither here nor there. I mean I won't turn down a pretty face, and she is very classic Princessy." - Prince Notes.
10. Princess Aranessa Saltspite of Sartosa: "The stories about her being the daughter of the God of the Seas Manaan may very well be true, but this self styled Pirate Queen seems erratic at best. She's a woman of few words and has about as much mirth as the North Sea. Our Prince rescued her from the Maelstorm after slaying the great Sea Troll Hag. In return she has stated she will pledge herself into a Union with our Young Lord in exchange for support of liberating Sartosa from her rivals (who just happen to be our Rivals in the Seas as well) and if true, would secure the safety of our commerce for at least a generation to come if only to fulfill her debt but... she's also a pirate." - Chamberlain Notes.
"When I saw her in combat, I was almost able to look past the fish jaw, scaly skin and lack of lower extremities. But when I saw her smile at me as we stood on the forecastle of the ship admiring the sunset, I realized then and there... I can fix her. " - Prince Notes.
And remember this is a ranking... though I might add a poll later. I dunno.
It's safe to assume that everyone here if not detailed already, has expressed interest in the young Prince (who I guess has game like an anime Pornomancer or something) and a genuine desire to court him without stabbing him in the back for reasons of convenience. And while he ranked the choices himself, he's more than open to marrying any of the potential Princesses on the list.
Ok like Kings Art I'm going to respond to these in character. and @Husky_Khan if it's ok with you, I'd like to see my character's son's response to this, as my character would be up for a debate. I'll make my responses in order
1. Princess Aubrey: *Spits out mead let's out a violent cough and starts beating my chest.*
"Well son *clears thought* I think by many societal standards if you impregnated her it means you two are married anyway. We aren't beholden to such laws but still....with that out of the way let me try to address my thoughts on her."
Grave Robbing" *Pfft* My boy, before I was a king Dungeon Delving and tomb looting was how I made my living. Back then we called it Adventuring. Heck even after becoming king I did that kind of thing as a holiday getaway up until you were born. The nobles maybe clutching their pearls, but it's a nonissue
Poisoning her husband: I don't know much about the situation but from what little I know it wasn't pretty. Your situation is different though as she obviously likes you. As long as you continue to love her as you love yourself you should be fine.
Political benefits: One thing I want you to be aware. You will have people scoff at you and mock you because of this woman's history. Your rivals will use her to slander you and try to drag you down your prestige will go down and it will be an uphill battle to try and build it back up, but at the end of the day the ones that have to live with that are you and her not them. If your concern is prestige then do not marry her, if you don't care about such things, then don't let anyone stop you.
As far as alliances go: I personally could take it or leave it. It'll make things harder sure, we'd be in no worse a situation than we currently are.
Overall: if you are willing to take a hit to your prestige, I think she'd make a fine wife. but let's go over the othe options before making a final decision.
Princess Merida: "*watches her handle a bow and let's out a Wolf whistle.* Remember when we need to look at all the suitors before making a decision? Case and point. dang she's good with a bow. Between her looks and the way she presents herself. She honestly reminds me of your mother. See that look in her eyes? that look tells me that if she can find an equal, she'd be as good in bed as she is with a bow. Considering that you both have a thirst for adventure that'll give you something to bond over. You two can go dungeon delving together.
Political benefits: Honestly the political benefits are what intrigue me most. With this marriage backed by all of the clans we'd be able to peacefully unite into a single independent empire that would have to answer to no one but ourselves, something that I greatly desire. That being said this isn't about my own personal desires and political ambitions. This is about finding you a wife. "
Overall: I will say if you want my advice. So far of the two I think she'd make a great wife, potentially even better than Aubrey. the only thing Aubrey has on Merida is personal history with you and I don't think that would be hard to develop but we still have other suitors to go through.
Queen Anna: "Eh....I'm not sure about this one. Nothing against her as a person. I'm sure she'd make a great wife but her kingdom is far away, and you'd be spending more time there than you would here, which could lead to a revolt and civil war. "
Overall: I strongly advise against this union. the potential cost would far outweigh the benefits.
Fa Mulan: "Li Shang sleeps with feminine men? ....huh, ok then.
This is another woman that reminds me of your mother. While she's not royal in her own right she sits at the right hand of the Jade Dragon and has his ear. it'd give us a powerful ally for both military and trade, plush she seems strong I'd imagine you two would have a lot of fun together. plus you'd have a lot of bragging rights...how many men would be able to say their wives forced back a horde of barbarians eh? Hahaha!"
Overall: I don't have much to say about this one. She's a solid choice.
Princess Azula
"No I am laying my foot down on this one. I absolutely forbid you from marrying this woman. Let me try to explain why. I know a lot about this woman. Yes, she's powerful, she may be crazy in bed even. But she is a cruel manipulative psychopathic harpy. Even when she was young without her father's influence, she always saw those around her as tools. She may not kill you, she'll just make sure you are completely under her boot She'll raise your children to be against you and both you and them will be nothing more than puppets. Please believe me I've seen these kinds of rulers before. She will bring you nothing but ruin.
Besides, you yourself haven't said anything to indicate you like her, you just said what she wrote to you. Aside from her ability to bend fire, there is nothing this woman can give you that the previous maidens could not."
Overall: You are going to have to give me a heck of an argument to change my mind. My mind is firm on this. Unless you can give me an argument worthy of the Greek Philosophers, I will not give you my blessing with this woman.
Princess Moana: "Oh my boy you disappoint me...that's a horrible pickup line! As far as the girl herself goes, I admire her sailing skills, but her personality wise she seems rather...plain. I'm not convinced you two are truly compatible. Though I will admit that friend of hers that claims to be a demi-god would prove to be a valuable ally. Plus, there would be trade benefits. but I'm certain this marriage would purely be political."
Overall: "It'd be a solid political alliance but I don't see it going beyond that. If that is ok with you I'll support you but much like with Princess Anna, I advise against this union."
Princess Elena: Oh I've seen some of the matriarchs of in Africa I know EXACTLY what the phrase "Black don't crack means." And yes she's clearly of blood, what little I know about her Kingdom is that it has some of the best minds in the world. Thier knowledge of medicine and philosophy is second to none and it'd greatly increase our influence in Africa and I'm sure you will produce a strong heir male or female. I don't know how well street fighting would translate to street fighting, but if you desire her I will be more than happy to bless your union.
Princess Eldyra: The issue I have here is that these elves are not very fertile and she will long outlast you short of a magical miracle. With no real viable way to produce an heir and a huge gap in lifespan difference. I don't believe it'd be a very strong or beneficial union.
Overall: I'm not actively hostile towards the potential union but I'm not for it.
Princess Margaery: She's got all of the worst aspects of Azula and she doesn't even have any powers. Even if she doesin't kill try to kill you her siblings will. I will not let you get involved in Westerosi's....barbaric politics. In fact at first opportunity, I plan on burning all of thier houses and thier iron throne to the ground.
Overall: Not an option end of discussion. Margaery offers nothing that the other princess cannot.
Princess Aranessa Saltspite: "*sigh*boy let me tell you of women like this. She will give you a fling, but at the end of the day her heart belongs to the sea. She will break your heart. She will not make a good wife for you or a good mother for your children. Even all that aside. Based on her conditions for marriage this reads off as little more than a political alliance and frankly a rather weak one. What happens when you or your children die? She'll just go back to her old ways. Believe me son. You can't change a woman like that and you'll only break you're heart trying."
Overall: I'll see what I can do about forming an alliance with her as I do think she can prove to be a valuable ally. But for your own sake please do not accept a union with her.
Alright my boy, now that we've gone through them all I'll give you my most recommended to my least recommended. my recommendations will be based on a scale of 10, 10 being the highest with reasons why. If you don't agree with me then I will be willing to hear your arguments.
Princess Merida S-Tier 10
She has all of the positive traits of Aubrey with none of the potential scandal or loss of prestige, not only that but the backing of the 4 clans would grow our kingdom large enough to where we can brake away and become completely independent. I believe that this would be the absolute best union for strengthening our kingdom. While you don't have the history and attachment with Merida that you do with Aubrey I have no doubt that will quickly change. I see a very happy and fruitful marriage that will bring nothing but happiness for the both of you and our kingdoms.
If I haven't made it clear, I view this to be the golden union, but my judgment is neither absolute or perfect, but this will be the union I recommend most.
Princess Aubrey: A-Tier 9
The Kingdom's prestige will take a hit. there is no avoiding that. This marriage also has no political benefits. BUT I know you two have a well established relationship with each other and I'm sure you two will be happy. You already have a secure heir. (Legetimizing him or her would be no issue at all.) While I think Merida is by far the best choice overall, if you decide to marry Aubrey I will gladly bless your union.
Princess Elena: A-Tier 9
Good blood means good heirs and access to Africa will prove to be very useful. My only concern is if your adventuring will mesh well with her. But this is another union I will gladly bless.
Fa Mulan: B-Tier 8
She gives us access to a powerful ally. She's not exactly my first choice but she'd be a good union that I would support nonetheless.
Princess Moana C-Tier 6.5: Impressed by her and her people's sailing skills, but I'm just not convinced you two are a good match. Still, there would be benefits and I see no harm in blessing such a union.
Princess Eldyra: D-list 6
I don't see this being a good match for you, especially with no guarantee of an heir. but if you do manage to produce an hier I see no reason not to bless your union.
Queen Anna: F-Tier 5
Considering that you would cease to be king of our land in all but name this is a union I do not recommend at all even if Arendelle itself would prove to be beneficial.
Princess Aranessa Saltspite: F-Tier 3
She will do far more harm to you than good. You won't be able to change her.
Princess Azula & Princess Margaer: Forbidden
I feel as if I said my peace on these two. These are Unions I will not bless period, short of a very darn good argument.
These are my thoughts boy. Please, say your peace.