This thread is meant to be a catch-all location for sports fans of any type to cheerfully mock, taunt, tease, and laugh at their rivals. This is meant to be in good humor, the sort of cheerful mockery seen among good friends at a sports bar. Bring your hard hats and your brick bats, and prepare to have fun!
I'll get things started by congratulating the University of Alabama on an epic achievement, their football team has been proven to eat more crayons per capita than the United States Marine Corps. Roll Tide!
In MLB news, a totally unscientific survey done by myself reveals that everybody I asked thinks that the Dodgers are a terrible team, the Astros are cheaters, and whoever is playing your home team at the moment is the spawn of Satan.
In Hockey news, there are currently 4 teams which suck more than the Coyotes. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I'm looking at you Blackhawks, Blue Jackets, Not So Mighty Ducks, and Sharks.
In NBA news... *points, laughs, mocks the Lakers*
I'll get things started by congratulating the University of Alabama on an epic achievement, their football team has been proven to eat more crayons per capita than the United States Marine Corps. Roll Tide!
In MLB news, a totally unscientific survey done by myself reveals that everybody I asked thinks that the Dodgers are a terrible team, the Astros are cheaters, and whoever is playing your home team at the moment is the spawn of Satan.
In Hockey news, there are currently 4 teams which suck more than the Coyotes. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I'm looking at you Blackhawks, Blue Jackets, Not So Mighty Ducks, and Sharks.
In NBA news... *points, laughs, mocks the Lakers*
