ASB assigns an Intercessor Squad to be your bodyguard

Chiron

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As the tin says. They hail from the lineage of Vulkan and are total bros. They carry standard Mk. X armor, bolt rifles, four krag grenades each, auxiliary grenade launcher for the sarge and his second, and the sarge has a power sword. They all have combat knives and bolt pistols.

They will protect you and your immediate family so long as they live.

How you explain their presence to others is up to you. Needless to say if you're in the military or law enforcement, your career just got a good boost.
 
Well, time to re-brand myself I guess!

Can start going to meet movers and shakers. They'll assume I'm some sort of fixer with that kind of protection.
 
I have the strong urge to visit several politicians, whether they like it or not.
 
I have the strong urge to visit several politicians, whether they like it or not.
This urge would be hard to resist. However, while you are protected from most threats, if you create a lot of enemies in the state/federal level, you could quickly see yourself designate Enemy of the State. That will likely end poorly for you, even with an Astartes bodygaurd unit.
 
This urge would be hard to resist. However, while you are protected from most threats, if you create a lot of enemies in the state/federal level, you could quickly see yourself designate Enemy of the State. That will likely end poorly for you, even with an Astartes bodygaurd unit.
Not an American.
 
These are Salamanders. They make their own wargear, including antigravity engines and compact fusion power sources. The only way you could stop the US glowies taking those is giving 'em to the Chinese or Russian glowies in exchange for "protective custody". Or vice versa.
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Opening a business in the Brotherly Soviet Slavic Nation of Russia has never sounded better.
The question is, will the Salamanders agree to divulge tech secrets and/or make stuff for me and how much exotic crap will we need.
I doubt they were 100% self-sufficient, and even if Vulcan was then a small detachment probably is not.
 
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My point is, there is no safety. A squad of astartes, let alone astartes trained in crafting 41st millennium technologies are Outside Context enough to attract unwelcome attention to their possessor but not enough to defend said possessor against said attention. Regardless of who you make it with, some form of alliance with a world power to put massive quantities of glowie cannon fodder between you and the kidnappers or assassins of every single other world power threatened by the Outside Context technologies introduced is necessary if you plan to survive. Anyone stupid enough to try and kidnap an astartes to interrogate them directly is kinda a self-correcting problem.

Fusion power and antigravity. That's the end of the petrodollar and reusable interplanetary/asteroid mining spacecraft with launch costs on par with fucking jet fuel.
 
My point is, there is no safety. A squad of astartes, let alone astartes trained in crafting 41st millennium technologies are Outside Context enough to attract unwelcome attention to their possessor but not enough to defend said possessor against said attention. Regardless of who you make it with, some form of alliance with a world power to put massive quantities of glowie cannon fodder between you and the kidnappers or assassins of every single other world power threatened by the Outside Context technologies introduced is necessary if you plan to survive. Anyone stupid enough to try and kidnap an astartes to interrogate them directly is kinda a self-correcting problem.

Fusion power and antigravity. That's the end of the petrodollar and reusable interplanetary/asteroid mining spacecraft with launch costs on par with fucking jet fuel.
Good, I can give Бог-царъ Путин a fitting tribute in the form of the severed heads of a few US glowies.
Also, I can explain to the space marines that my safety makes it paramount that they do not divulge any tech secrets without my express permission.
Also, let us stretch the definition of "security" a bit here, can I, for example, persuade them to share tech so as to increase my financial security?

Also, I doubt Russia will mind some of those technologies eventually coming to the surface, if they have a say in what and when, and get to make a profit on it.
I will be happy to cut them in, say 60/40.



For example I might say, "those weird purple-haired Slaanesh and Nurgle worshipers in the USA threaten my home country with nuclear weapons, help it build a defense..."

Edit: Hey, @Chiron how much tech can/will they share?
 
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To be completely honest, I probably wouldn't even try for sustainability, I'd just spam the technological specifications along with attention-catching astartes antics to keep the media from hiding it everywhere and watch the whole system crash and burn until the glowies zergrush through a fucking astartes squad. Best case scenario, the glowies stop hunting once their masters' paychecks no longer cash because the petrodollar makes tulip bulbs look like a good investment.

It's ironic, I'd have been perfectly content to simply become obscenely rich and ensure humanity colonizes the solar system, but if I know I'm gonna be killed for knowing too much anyway, might as well destroy everything out of spite.
Tommyknockers by Stephen King said:
There was a time when he would not have hesitated for a moment, and that time was not so long past. Bobbi wouldn't have needed any arguments; Gard himself would have been the guy flogging the horse until its heart burst ... only he would have been right there in harness too, pulling alongside. Here, at last, was a source of clean power, so abundant and easy to produce it might as well be free. Within six months, every nuclear reactor in the United States could be brought to a cold stop. Within a year, every reactor in the world. Cheap power. Cheap transport. Travel to other planets, even other starsystems seemed possible - after all, Bobbi's ship had not gotten to Haven, Maine, on the good ship Lollypop. It was, in fact - give us a drumroll, please, maestro - THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

Are there weapons on board that ship, do you think?

He had started to ask Bobbi that and something had stopped his mouth. Weapons? Maybe. And if Bobbi could receive enough of that residual 'force' to create a telepathic typewriter, could she also create something that would look like a Flash Gordon stun-gun but which might actually work? Or a disintegrator? A tractor-beam? Something which would, instead of just going Brummmmm or Wacka-Wacka-Wacka would actually turn people into piles of smoldering ash? Possibly. And if not, wouldn't some of Bobbi's hypothetical scientists adapt things like the water-heater gadget or the customized Tomcat motor to something that would put a radical hurt on people?

Sure. After all, long before toasters and hair dryers and baseboard heaters were ever thought of, the State of New York was using electricity to fry murderers at Sing-Sing.

What scared Gardener was that the idea of weapons held a certain attractiveness. Part of it, he supposed, was just self-interest. If the order came down to put a sport-coat over the mess, then surely he and Bobbi would be part of what was to be covered. But beyond that were other possibilities. One of them, wild but not unattractive, was the idea that he and Bobbi might be able to kick a lot of asses that deserved kicking. The idea of sending happy-time folks like the Ayatollah into the Phantom Zone was so delightful that it almost made Gardener chuckle. Why wait for the Israelis and the Arabs to sort out their problems? And terrorists of all stripes ... goodbye, fellas. Catch you on the flip-flop.

Wonderful, Gard! I love it! We'll put it on network TV! It'll be better than Miami Vice! Instead of two fearless drug-busters, we got Gard and Bobbi, cruising the planet in their flying saucer! Gimme the phone, someone! I got to call CBS!

Who's laughing? Isn't that what you're talking about? You and Bobbi playing the Lone Ranger and Tonto?

So what if it is? How long does it take before that option starts looking good? How many suitcase bombs? How many women shot in embassy toilets? How many dead kids? How long do we let it all go on?

Love it, Gard. 'Okay, everyone on Planet Earth, sing along with Gard and Bobbi - just follow the bouncing ball: "The aaanswer, my friend, is blooowin' in the wind. . . "'
You're disgusting.

And you're starting to sound downright dangerous. You remember how scared you were when that state trooper found the pistol in your pack? How scared you were because you didn't even remember putting it in there? This is it all over again. The only difference is that now you're talking about a bigger caliber. Dear Christ, are you ever.
A World Out Of Time by Larry Niven said:
“I never wanted to overthrow the damn government. All I wanted was a normal life. I was only forty-four years old! I didn’t want to die!”
The corporatocracy doesn't want escapees, especially escapees with access to the untapped natural resources of the asteroid belt and orbital high ground.

Monopolistic political systems have always avoided going beyond their borders because they fear losing control. Look at the fifteenth century Ming Dynasty ending the brief period of Chinese maritime exploration and attempting to shut the Middle Kingdom out from the rest of the world, a policy that continued with the Qing, and kept the empire largely isolated until the 19th century, because of foreign "initiative." Or the same thing with Shogunate Japan, isolated until Admiral Perry's "Black Ships".

In Europe, however, the drive for exploration was driven by intense competition: if your nation didn't establish colonies and trade routes then the other rival nation will. Portugal, Spain, then the Dutch, then the English, French, Germans, etc. all sent ships to dangerous unknown regions. Or the space race, when as soon as the soviet union fell, America basically gave up and cut NASA's budget to the point where basically all they can do is post concepts of spaceships they'll never have the money to build on the internet.

The reason why the Beige Dictatorship will do anything in its power to try and stop space colonization is wanting to retain control.

Imagine you'd built a spacecraft capable of resource gathering and repairs via crew and automation. With careful planning and optimal personnel you could just... fuck off and not come back. You could just point yourself in whatever direction you wanted and escape. You'd probably die horribly but if enough groups tried, odds of averages would suggest that eventually a few of them would succeed.

At a minimum, this would mean the status quo would forever have some fraction of humanity outside of their control, at a maximum, that in a couple centuries, your descendants could return to earth and do the whole barbarian-invaders-vs-decadent-empire cliché vs the descendants of the status quo's leadership.

My proof that Outside Context technology will be suppressed since the fear of losing control of society will outweigh even the greed of the wealthy and powerful is the absence of asteroid mining.
Those startup costs are equal to an oil-refining project three years ago and for much higher potential profits. The fact that it hasn't been done yet proves that something is screwy.
 
To be completely honest, I probably wouldn't even try for sustainability, I'd just spam the technological specifications along with attention-catching astartes antics to keep the media from hiding it everywhere and watch the whole system crash and burn until the glowies zergrush through a fucking astartes squad. Best case scenario, the glowies stop hunting once their masters' paychecks no longer cash because the petrodollar makes tulip bulbs look like a good investment.

It's ironic, I'd have been perfectly content to simply become obscenely rich and ensure humanity colonizes the solar system, but if I know I'm gonna be killed for knowing too much anyway, might as well destroy everything out of spite.


The corporatocracy doesn't want escapees, especially escapees with access to the untapped natural resources of the asteroid belt and orbital high ground.

Monopolistic political systems have always avoided going beyond their borders because they fear losing control. Look at the fifteenth century Ming Dynasty ending the brief period of Chinese maritime exploration and attempting to shut the Middle Kingdom out from the rest of the world, a policy that continued with the Qing, and kept the empire largely isolated until the 19th century, because of foreign "initiative." Or the same thing with Shogunate Japan, isolated until Admiral Perry's "Black Ships".

In Europe, however, the drive for exploration was driven by intense competition: if your nation didn't establish colonies and trade routes then the other rival nation will. Portugal, Spain, then the Dutch, then the English, French, Germans, etc. all sent ships to dangerous unknown regions. Or the space race, when as soon as the soviet union fell, America basically gave up and cut NASA's budget to the point where basically all they can do is post concepts of spaceships they'll never have the money to build on the internet.

The reason why the Beige Dictatorship will do anything in its power to try and stop space colonization is wanting to retain control.

Imagine you'd built a spacecraft capable of resource gathering and repairs via crew and automation. With careful planning and optimal personnel you could just... fuck off and not come back. You could just point yourself in whatever direction you wanted and escape. You'd probably die horribly but if enough groups tried, odds of averages would suggest that eventually a few of them would succeed.

At a minimum, this would mean the status quo would forever have some fraction of humanity outside of their control, at a maximum, that in a couple centuries, your descendants could return to earth and do the whole barbarian-invaders-vs-decadent-empire cliché vs the descendants of the status quo's leadership.

My proof that Outside Context technology will be suppressed since the fear of losing control of society will outweigh even the greed of the wealthy and powerful is the absence of asteroid mining.
Those startup costs are equal to an oil-refining project three years ago and for much higher potential profits. The fact that it hasn't been done yet proves that something is screwy.
I stopped taking Stross seriously years ago, business, especially established, publicly-traded business tries to stay on the straight and narrow, which means minimal moonshots.
Oil is well-understood and sager than an attempt at a literal moonshot, and this would be the first such attempt, ever, with tons of unknowns, maybe an extra zero would make this number closer to reality.

We have had a lot of predictions about space exploration, and most of them fell afoul of reality, and the fact that the astartes might know how to make something doesn't mean they will share that knowledge or that the particular technology can be built with modern materials and methods, IMHO.

In any case, a few directorship at Gazprom, Total, Chevron and Exxon will probably make me very, very eager to make sure the new tech trickles down in such a way as to safeguard my paycheck world stability.

Also, I think you are underestimating the fractious nature of humans and their desire to form groups, Russia IMHO will care far less about its energy exports if it can colonize the asteroid belt and gain a monopoly on fusion.
 
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