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I defy anyone too look at Louisiana district 6 and tell me with a straight face that is not a gerrymander.

LIVE COVERAGE Live Updates: House Elects Republican Mike Johnson as Speaker bugger, going to have to buy my own drinks tonight, unless they manage to florgle this somehow in the next 3 hours. On the upside - there is one less cause to point at my national government and laugh, so there is that.

I never thought I would have reason to thank Donald Trump for personally improving my finances after he left office. Now I do. He's just about guaranteed that enough anti-Trumpers will vote against Johnson to push this into next week. Now to decide... northern lights, or south pacific...

One more guys. Just one more this week and my next vacation is paid for. You can do it, you narcissistic jackasses, we believe in you!

Part of me wants to say "fingers crossed" and wish him well. The rest of me is enjoying the drinking game and betting pools I have going with folks still 'in the biz'.

It is not often that one encounters a moment in which one has not been cynical and pessimistic enough. That moment has not arrived yet, but I can see it cresting the waves.

So, they went with option #3? (I kid... mostly)

I am ashamed. Wait, no. Robo-hitler is not a US citizen, and therefore not eligible to be a congresscritter. Unless he could be dissambled and rebuilt on US territory, which could give him an arguable American birth. Then we would just need to wait... what is it? 28 years? No worries, at...

eh, why not a full 10? McHenry (current pro-tem) Jeffries Some utterly random asshat no-one has heard of What I found stuck to my shoe this morning McCarthy, in an inexplicable comeback Mr Smithers - R-Springfield Buffalo-hat boy, R - FBI Gaetz (in his dreams, maybe) - R - Tiktok An ingrown...