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She wasn't Sasami anymore. BTW: The tangled mess of how Tenchi Muyo! characters are related to each other makes an ancient Egyptian Pharoah's ancestry look sane and healthy.

True, but she would no longer be Princess ... ;)

I'm a married father of two. If she's not Princess my dick ain't interested in anything she has to offer. So yeah, I don't want an "awesome spaceship waifu". I want the mother of my children.

Parking something on orbit around Jupiter and dragging a folding lawn chair to a beach on some moon is a whole hell of a lot more difficult than what I currently do: open the trunk, grab the chair, and set it down. Within 5 minutes of me parking my car I can be drinking a cold beer while in a...

Honestly, I wouldn't want any augments or something so big that I can't park it somewhere nearby and basically do what Regina Spektor does in this song: (i.e.: grab a lawn chair and relax while enjoying a nice day.)

Per the OP: You get yourself. You don't get the crew.

Per the OP the crew is nothing but you. You don't get the crew it's supposed to come with - so no Bentusi - and that one's out as a realistic possibility per the OP.

Honestly, I'd want one that doesn't need any more maintainence or fussyness than the typical y2k-ish car: which come with owners manuals telling you what to do for things like disabling the anti-theft system when jump-starting one or replacing the battery. With mine it's a simple matter of...

ST Danube-class runabout. Let's see here ... warp drive, transporter, replicator, shields, phasers, and photon torpedoes. Minimum crew: one, pilots licence not required. Time travel: eh, probably can't do the slingshot around a star the TOS crew pulled in ST:IV.