She's critisizing gay porn. She's an idiot.
The intended male audience does not want to see "tits and ass" in the same way that a lesbian audience does not want to see an actual penis.
This one's old and not quite as fake as the usual Onion article ...
https://www.theonion.com/muscleman-put-in-charge-of-worlds-fifth-largest-economy-1819567118
