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  1. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT A redeemed Sauron became Witch-King-Beyond-The-Wall

    Sauron loved him some drugs in the legendarium, roids as well. At least for the people under his service. Granted he was more of a meth lord than a disciple of the bong. Off stimulants he probably goes back to being "the lord of cats". Hilariously in one of the earliest attempts to do a LOTR...
  2. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT A redeemed Sauron became Witch-King-Beyond-The-Wall

    He'd probably just get them all really high and then subject them to over stimulation Clockwork orange style... He'd also probably start trying to convince the free people to partake in eugenics...Even benevolent and a servant of Aule, I got the impression Sauron was still kind of crazy and a...
  3. The Immortal Watch Dog

    ASOIAF/GOT A redeemed Sauron became Witch-King-Beyond-The-Wall

    Wait a minute wut Why the hell would Sauron become a witch king? He'd just fuck off to the Citadel and tinker around in their engineering and science department. Churn out huge amounts of new breeds of domestic animals and medical advances and probably begin to study how to manipulate the...
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