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Howard? He'd probably have weird shit like the chamber of Secrets containing a magical elephant and Harry needs to shank him in the fucking skull to free his power and save him from the piece of Voldemort's soul that's eating away his essence. And The Dementors would be giant poison Dart...

Maybe? probably? I dunno.

That's more a Bernard Cornwell thing, whereas Howard would probably portray Vernon Dursley as a cuckolded weakling and Dudley as a mental invalid and the wife..I forget her name being the instigator of all of Harry's misery. Howard's Dursely would be a complete fucking disaster of a man 🤣...

I don't really think Elendil would lecture them, so much as make a speech promising that he'll destroy the armies of the dead providing they accept him as the new King of Winter, King beyond the Wall, King of the eighth Kingdom etc. Which they'd do, once he beheaded the Snow king in front of...

"Respect you?" Harry snarled, the sinews of his jaw muscles taut with contempt and the tension of a cornered tiger. "Because of your supposed blood purity? By Merlin! To hell with that Draco! Dig up your precious ancestors, those who won your family accolades and glory and present them before me...