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  1. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    The solution to being served garbage at a restaurant is not to lose your sense of taste.
  2. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Stupid shit being common doesn't make it better, if anything it makes it worse.
  3. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    5 foot six might make you tall in Japan, but you're WELL under the Manlet threshold. Especially in DnD where humans are ordinarily even taller.
  4. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    No, people always forget that class in DnD doesnt mean you always have to act like a stereotype of your class. Take Krusk, for example: He's the "Iconic Barbarian" of 3.5, yet when he appears in a novel his go-to strategy is complicated, convoluted Rambo shit with traps and bows and arrows etc...
  5. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    GS is one of a thousand edgelord fantasies where what the writer thinks is edgy "dirty fighting" "realistic" "Pragmatic" etc etc etc is really either not as effective as he thinks it is or stuff that everyone has been doing since the dawn of time. GS would be nothing unusual in DnD, because 99%...
  6. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    It's not hard, you just have to be ok at writing and abandon being Japanese. In DnD for example, "Adventurers" are not a "social class", it's not an in-universe group identity except in the most vague sense. Adventurers are generally speaking something else besides "adventurers", or at the...
  7. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    If there are peasants and villages there it is definitionally not the frontier. For fucks sake even the colonial americans were expected to pay shit back home, and "across a motherfucking ocean" is about as frontier as it gets. Every peasant is subject to the nobility directly, thats what it...
  8. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Thats not how Peasantry works. The Peasants are working for someone, they're providing food and taxes, they're part of a system they're not fucking homesteaders in Alaska. Where the fuck is all that food going? Who's feeding the cities? That the suicidal stupidity is codified in law does not...
  9. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Right, suicidal insanity. Where are the militias, where are the walls, where are the lords, etc etc etc. If you take this callus attitude towards the peasantry, you don't get your fucking wheat next year. The fact that no one has marched into the office of "Child soldiers R US" and bisected...
  10. Shipmaster Sane

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Uruks in the films are significantly superhuman, especially those bred by Saruman, but those in the books are on average weaker than a professional human soldier, or at best on-par. While they are intelligent, they lack cohesion and culture except in a very primitive sense, and are only held...
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