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  1. Shipmaster Sane

    Halo Infinite

    Thats literally an order of magnitude less silly. What does that have to do with the fact that they made a 10mm pistol big enough to double as a sport utility vehicle?
  2. Shipmaster Sane

    Halo Infinite

    Don't think just consume product and be excited for new product. Twelve seconds of the Arbiter cropped into a gay porn wouldn't make that a good halo experience either.
  3. Shipmaster Sane

    Halo Infinite

    I have neither the time nor the patience to put to words how much I hate the bearded hipster.
  4. Shipmaster Sane

    Halo Infinite

    Not refering to the lack of energy shields or energy weapons specifically, but more generally to the disparity between covenant and UNSC ships. But yes, broadly. The Infinity, before it's post-war bootstrapping with new technology, would have held up as well as the Hindenburg in a battle. You...
  5. Shipmaster Sane

    Halo Infinite

    Yes, I know, I'm saying the metaphor doesnt quite capture the scale of the suicidal retardation that needed to be present throughout the top brass of the UNSC to get the infinity made.
  6. Shipmaster Sane

    Halo Infinite

    Sure, the Infinity would be like the Yammato, if every US ship bigger than a PT boat was one-shotting every class in the IJN with impunity and the IJN had already decided to build nothing but destroyers and torpedo boats years before.
  7. Shipmaster Sane

    Halo Infinite

    Halo four- fight a group of covenant pirates Halo five- fight a group of covenant pirates Halo six- fight a group of covenant pirates Atrium or Arnold or Alphonso or whatever the fuck his name is IS Jul Mdama! Every second spent on him is a second wasted by the writers. Just another in a line...
  8. Shipmaster Sane

    Halo Infinite

    I cant actually imagine a universe in which this game is good, or even not terrible. My god, we've really come a long way, haven't we.
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