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Wait till you see Sauron return (because "the power of the Ring could not be undone") with an army of 10,000 dragons (which all explode when our new protagonist defeats him by crossing Aranruth* and Anduril in front of herself, deflecting an energy beam he was shooting at her back at himself)...

And there'll be a scene where Gandalf, grinning like a loon, burns down Rivendell with all its tomes of Elvish lore ...

No, you see, we have Snarg. He's like another dark lord out of nowhere and he's Sauron's successor, who wears the even-stronger-than-the-one-ring Shirekiller Ring (which he uses to destroy Minas Tirith in film 1) and dwells in the land of Moredor, which is like Mordor but with a volcano twice as...

No, Aragorn would have become a washed-up hobo after Eldarion became a bad guy in service to Snarg (the new, unexplained big bad who wields a bigger, badder Ring of Power than Sauron had), ranting about how Gondor sucks and the line of kings has to end. At some point he would drink green milk...

Or Disney shows up wanting to make a sequel trilogy to LoTR ...