Bah, true Western democracies emulate Greece, the OG, not those posing thieves west of them. :p
This needs to be a comedy skit on the level of "are we the baddies?".
"Pst, is he one of Ours?"
"I dunno. Wait, what do you mean one of Ours?"
"Nothing, nothing."
"..."
"..."
"Are you one of Ours?"...