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  1. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    The Dark Side, kids; not even once. :p
  2. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    ...I'm laughing at the mental imagery of a Jedi or Sith or some poor sod just going "pop" when a lightsaber grazes their flesh. Sith: "Ah damn, I burned my eyebrows off again." Or when their apprentices "off" themselves during training. "sigh Looks like I'll need another apprentice. Next!"
  3. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    4--6 minutes until the brain starts degrading, apparently. But, I guess that's a best case scenario, since brain cells would be dying by the second the moment your head takes skydiving lessons?
  4. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    Dude, there is a vast difference between the examples you've listed there and someone's head being removed by a searing hot blade of plasma. You're being pedantic.
  5. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    Semantics. :p Sion was a special case, especially since he was a result of special circumstances (Malachor V, Traya, et cetera; same deal with Nihilus, Traya herself, and Meetra Surik/Exile). It's pretty much a surety that unless given plot armour, a character, Jedi, Sith, or normie, having...
  6. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    Yeah, but there's a difference between an internal decapitation, a decapitation from a blade or exterior blunt force, and decapitation from a lightning hot blade of magnetically-contained plasma. :p
  7. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    "His head was cut off by a lightsaber!" "Ya'll remember bacta or kolto exists, right?" :p
  8. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    Cue jokes from Ahsoka that "she now knows three people that have a prosthetic hand" (Luke and Anakin/Vader). That'd be very in character for her, lol.
  9. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    Okay, it's plausible that Sabine could've survived under Old Wars' rules. But I'm still not holding my breath on that. But Reeva both times? The Grand Inquisitor? Nope. Those were chest thrusts. Fact is Disney Wars basically trivializes lightsaber wounds.
  10. Jormungandr

    Star Wars Lightsaber Lethality (Spoilers for Ahsoka)

    This. There's little doubt that Disney basically downgraded lightsaber wound lethality, though. If TPM was made today, QGJ likely would've survived being stabbed by Maul by Disney's own logic (except for the straight White male thing probably leading him to die anyway). By old Wars' logic...
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