Oh my god, @Es Arcanum, you had the same exact idea that I did, right down to the same exact Ilya Repin painting. :ROFLMAO:
I'm not at my rig, just this dumb laptop with no Photoshop, but I'll post a banner-ized version of that pic later.
EDIT: Alright, here we go:
The font is RM Albion and...