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    United States FLASH: U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG DEAD AT 87

    Today I was reminded that the left only approves of you having kids if you tell them it's your fucking kink. This retarded hothouse flower ideology will kill us all if we let it.
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    United States FLASH: U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG DEAD AT 87

    RBG digital billboards have popped up along the highway in a nearby New England coastal city, causing me some consternation, though certainly eliciting little surprise. At first I thought there was only one, but it looks like a package purchase that's being displayed through a network of...
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    United States FLASH: U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG DEAD AT 87

    A lot of conservatives want to win elections so that we can control the Supreme Court. I want to control the Supreme Court so that we can win (this) election. Conservatives need to come to terms with the Rubicon we're about to cross. If we succeed in confirming a justice, the Supreme Court...
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    United States FLASH: U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG DEAD AT 87

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!... oh boy, how do these people function day to day without breaking down in hysterics? Hey Darlene, do you remember all those times that the racist misogynistic fascists told you that it was a very dangerous thing to allow courts to control so much of public...
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    United States FLASH: U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG DEAD AT 87

    Luckily, Supreme Court nominations are basically the one time the GOP actually remembers the value of teamwork (your team winning gives you better results than instantly caving to the other team in exchange for patronizing headpats).
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    United States FLASH: U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG DEAD AT 87

    SCOTUS hearings are now the political equivalent of SERE school, but instead of getting shoved into a box with loud music for 24 hours you're strapped to a chair for two weeks and yelled at by millionaire pedophiles. So it's reasonable to suspect that some of Trump's shortlisted appointees might...
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    United States FLASH: U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG DEAD AT 87

    Reports surfacing that [INSERT NAME], Trump's choice to replace venerated Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, has been accused of sexual assault by [INSERT NAME], a [INSERT RELATIONSHIP] from his/her [STRIKE OUT WHICHEVER IS INAPPROPRIATE] days at [INSERT UNIVERSITY].
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