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  1. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Hey I like the food my dad kept calling garbage before forcing us to leave for something fancier
  2. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    It's how I stopped making an issue over how the Joker still hasn't received the death penalty
  3. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Sometimes you gotta give up on logic I went through The Black Moon Chronicles and all I can wonder is how the hell do they have the bureaucracy and supplies for all those armies and how the hell can everything be fine enough for another immensely insane war in just a few hours or days And how...
  4. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Yeah, I feel in the recent translated volume, if the Merchant’s son didn’t hire him to defend against the Goblins who were angry about their bosses telling em things were broken, he’d have joined in on that thing with the demons coming out of portals Guy spent part of the volume investigating...
  5. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Yeah, still recall the Lords talking shit about Edmure’s surprising level of actual nobility and caring for his subjects I think all those Lords think they can easily live with the majority of their Smallfolk dead, crippled, broke and/or traumatized and STILL expect to be able to fight another...
  6. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Are they all “multiclass” or “jack-of-all-trades” types? GS’ skillset seems like a Robert E. Howard protagonist, except I’m pretty sure every one of them, including that one FAT & Alcoholic Knight who kept on going into battle to avoid his Lord punishing him, would beat him in an actual fight...
  7. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    I honestly don’t get what it is with all the Fantasy LN’s love for “Adventurer’s Guilds” over guys just going off and traveling the road and stumbling by quests Same for why they make almost all their superheroes into corporate sponsored dudes doing commercials and maybe even being registered...
  8. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Point, though how else to justify hiring some Legal Mercenaries(there's illegal ones called "Runners" in-universe)in the place of actual Men-At-Arms and the actual army, being sent in? Truth & Illusion like playing with those instead rather often, more-or-less, alongside the other "Gods"...
  9. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Other peasants in more important lands, as said before, they live in "The Frontier" and whatever resources they provide are minimal and too far away and they'll probably be eaten by some cave troll when you're not looking Still unsure how the Goblin Lord thought it'd be a good idea to attack a...
  10. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    It was out in “The Frontier” and was kinda far from the Lords as I recall, not even ruled by one and too poor to have better 15 is “Age of Majority” in-universe, but yeah, that they didn’t prohibit em says something It’s been said in-universe that the average beginning adventurer, isn’t...
  11. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    @Shipmaster Sane The LN kinda explains how/why Goblins aren’t seen as that much of a threat or why they’re not so focused on GS’ home village was likened to many other villages that could pop up and suddenly disappear in a few months, even in the winter, due to being poor and not having much...
  12. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    TBF, the Goblins were already being used as cannon fodder by the Non-Prayers I was thinking they Uruk-Hai use women for breeding more of em and sort of behave like bandits Also, to note while it’s sorta a meme about Goblins being hyper intelligent, in-universe while clever and can learn...
  13. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Probably not "out of a job" and more, knowing that there are more "senior" adventurers taking on those quests Though it won't mainly be poor villages pooling all their coin together to deal with it So probably bigger towns or whoever hires to get rid of guys like bandits, will probably only do...
  14. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    I think the increased discipline and intelligence would be what makes GS extra careful, the fact tgat Goblins are more hedonistic and take awhile to get smart and even then are gonna do a rush. Will mean GS would have to deal with ones hiding behind shields or not rushing That probably means...
  15. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    Contrary to all the edge lords around, plenty of adventurers ARE able and do use their heads in combat and fight large armies Though now, I think the guys at the guild will STRONGLY recommend the Porcelains start off with giant rats and giant cockroaches more often, and the Uruk-Has at the very...
  16. CarlManvers2019

    What If? All the Goblins from Goblin Slayer were replaced by Uruk-Hai from the Legendarium?

    https://goblin-slayer.fandom.com/wiki/Goblins These mostly dumb, but increasingly clever, small primitive angry horny cavemen who need women to birth more of em Get replaced by these dudes http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Uruk-hai These Black Orcs or “Bigger Black Goblins” are noted to...
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