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Been a while since we've had more Mall Ninja stuff. I think this one technically counts. A nightstand designed so you can easily convert it into a bat and shield for home defense! https://www.awesomeinventions.com/bat-and-shield-nightstand/ I mean, I'll grant this one is lacking in...

Always possible, but if so somebody spent several thousand dollars collecting Mall Ninja gear to set up that picture, so you've got to respect the dedication. And this might be jumping the shark, but here's one of the most legendary bits of Mall Ninja gear ever, the dreaded SharKatar.

I'm reminded of Nabari No Ou, a contemporary fantasy anime with modern-day ninja clans continuing to battle each other in the shadows. One character uses a compact pistol as his weapon of choice, and he's genuinely mystified that all the other ninjas are going around with swords and shuriken...

Not all Mall Ninjas use swords, some use guns... lots of guns.

Having used Ulus to cook before and found them to be great, I could see 2 making a decent vegetable chopper if it can actually hold an edge. I'd take it for that purpose because I'm not reaching for any of them in combat, of course. One appears to be what happens when your sword has erectile...

Behold: The most mall ninja question on Quora ever. https://www.quora.com/If-someone-breaks-into-my-house-with-a-firearm-and-I-sneak-behind-them-with-a-Katana-and-decapitate-him-would-I-likely-go-to-jail-In-Florida?share=1 I do appreciate some of the answers though.

Challenge accepted.

I think it's actually inspired by the Glaive from Krull, which didn't resemble a glaive at all and has caused generations of weapons enthusiasts to pull their hair out looking at idiots calling a shuriken a "glaive." However in the movie, the Glaive was guided by telekinesis, and the hero...

I suspect they'd lose a fight against a table knife, much less an axe. In other awesome pieces of gear, what's three times cooler than a knife? Three conjoined knives, arranged so that it's impossible to hold in any way without risking cutting your hand from one of the blades!

Then you call them trans- or homo-phobic and get to win automatically.

Protip: If you don't want to be made fun of your blacked steel ninjato, you can get a rainbow one.

Being a mall ninja is a hard life. You might just want to game, but you know enemies could lurk around any corner, and if a dozen men with guns burst into your home suddenly, you could suffer defeat if you weren't prepared. This is why a dedicated mall ninja makes sure they are always prepared...

Eh, while I know the term originated with him, Gecko42 isn't really the epitome of Mall Ninja. Too much emphasis on his cursed guns and duct-taped body armor to take sustained barrages of .338 rounds to the back, instead of the cursed melee weapons that have standardized the current Mall Ninja...

We need a thread on the wonderful world of cursed knives and swords beloved by mall ninjas everywhere. I'll get us started. Standard issue US Marines Kunai. I mean, I didn't even know the Marines had a throwing academy. Pretty cool. Ordinary Sai are not Mall Ninja enough. Mall Ninja...