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https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/vivek-ramaswamy-surges-in-polls-after-footage-of-him-fighting-for-small-business-goes-viral/ "I texted him, 'I'm being robbed. Come quick. Could be valuable photo op. Bring your long stick,'" the owner recounted. "Had it been nighttime, I would have...

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/mccarthy-we-cant-impeach-biden-because-then-the-democrats-might-try-to-impeach-our-guy/ "I would begin impeachment against Joe, but then let's say Trump gets into office. The Dems might try to impeach Donald Trump!" Much of the media agrees with...

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Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag Because Seattleites know plastic bags pose the largest threat to their beautiful city, concerned citizens, including several drug dealers, called the police immediately. "What was that guy thinking?"...

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/jealous-of-ukraine-teachers-unions-now-also-demanding-surface-to-air-missiles-javelins-3-25-23/ "So the federal government can just digitally print any amount of money, and they weren't doing that for us all these years?" a local teacher wrote on...

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/here-are-10-woke-christmas-cards-you-must-see-12-19-22/ https://thegloriousamerican.com/u-s-news/baby-it-s-cold-outside-updated-to-the-hoe-it-s-explicit-freezing-best-getcha-jacket-12-12-2022/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/donald-trump-in-hot-water-after-paul-pelosi-and-gay-lover-get-in-hammer-fight/ The police realized Donald Trump had been plotting the incident for months once they spotted a pillow in the Pelosi bedroom. “Trump and Mike Lindell—I knew it!” the...

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/report-kids-now-being-homeschooled-baffled-by-radical-pro-america-teacher-10-19-22/ As millions of American children are now being homeschooled, many kids are dealing with the jarring transition to their radical pro-America teachers. “What is with Mr...

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/joe-biden-achieves-excellent-work-life-balance-by-barely-working-and-barely-living/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/sports/large-homeless-encampment-lands-major-league-baseball-team-10-1-22/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/those-borders-sure-look-secure-biden-says-of-jurassic-park/ “We’ve seen the reports, and we’ll continue to monitor the situation, but that theme park is still a beacon of safety and security,” Karine Jean-Pierre said. “In fact, the President plans to...

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/jennifer-lawerence-to-reboot-hunger-games-where-katniss-just-does-whatever-the-capitol-wants/ https://thegloriousamerican.com/sports/matt-walsh-sets-world-record-for-correctly-assuming-2000-consecutive-genders-9-5-22/...

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/facebook-adds-disclaimer-to-all-trader-joes-signs-8-19-22/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/mafia-renames-hideout-hunters-laptop-to-avoid-fbi-suspicion-7-29-22/ Update: The CNN reporter later asked the mafia leader why, if you’re worried about being seen, did you agree to this televised interview. To which Mickey replied, “Why do you think we...

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/as-racial-tensions-flare-realtors-brace-for-extra-business-from-blm-leaders-7-8-22/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/supreme-court-forbids-ugly-women-with-zero-options-for-sex-to-protest-roe-vs-wade-decision/

https://thegloriousamerican.com/health/we-hear-covid-has-killed-thousands-of-women-men-but-what-about-the-other-62-genders-by-libby-mctardo/ The exclusion doesn’t stop there. My sister–who’s a boy, worked with a SixFlagsexual (only experiences sexual arousal at Six Flags–but not the one in...

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/ukrainian-aid-bill-passes-house-senate-biden-now-heads-to-the-easter-bunnys-desk/ WASHINGTON, D.C — The House approved a $41 zillion aid package for Ukraine early Monday. The Senate and Joe Biden quickly approved the bill. The bill now heads to the...