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  1. Bear Ribs

    Humor/Comedy I would like to propose a new form of government - Muscletopianism

    Not if my swimsuit competition amendment makes it through.
  2. Bear Ribs

    Humor/Comedy I would like to propose a new form of government - Muscletopianism

    Probably going to be some serious debate about trans competing as women in politics and how much testosterone a transwoman can have in her blood before she has to life in the men's political league.
  3. Bear Ribs

    Humor/Comedy I would like to propose a new form of government - Muscletopianism

    So you're saying this system will kill lots of politicians? I like it even better now.
  4. Bear Ribs

    Humor/Comedy I would like to propose a new form of government - Muscletopianism

    Well at the least I'm hoping for fewer candidates that automatically make me think "Ancient Spirits of Evil Transform This Decaying Form To Mumm-Ra The Everliving..." While we're at it we could add NASCAR style jackets where the candidates have to wear patches showing who sponsored them...
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    Humor/Comedy I would like to propose a new form of government - Muscletopianism

    I think Muscletopianism isn't the answer but there's no reason we can't integrate some of it's aspects into the Presidential debates, alongside some themes taken from the Miss America pageant to keep things gender neutral. There's no reason we shouldn't have talent shows and a swimsuit contest...
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