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Haven't agreed to it, not even verbally. My only contract with the rest of humanity is, leave me the fuck alone, and I will do the same.

Social contract? I didn't sign shit! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Is anyone actually harmed? No! No crime perpetrated, just a few snowflake and SJW classic sensibilities pissed on, which is always good. Laws exist to protect actual people from actual harm, not animals, not inanimate objects.

Yeah, the rest of them will just go "Long live King George."

I wonder what would happen if an ASB sent word of your current legal, political and moral situation back to 1776, methinks most of your Founding Fathers would just do a heel-face turn and aid the British. :ROFLMAO:

Murika, lets 16 year olds make long-lasting financial decisions and go fight in wars, but sex, voting and alcohol are all verbotten until 18/21. And you people wonder why you are on the decline.

Well, best of luck to you and those two, also, how did they end up 3 years of age apart, did he skip grades, or were they just born in inopportune times, where one started first grade early, and the other - late? In any case, some serious research into your local laws might be required.

Not a Murika law expert, but I think that a bunch of US States have sweetheart laws that permit a few years of difference in some cases, like say 7 years of age gap if they are both above N years old. Also, don't forget, when an older woman hits on a young boy he is considered "lucky" not...

Actually crotch yogurt and eggs salad would probably work even better.

Crotch milkshake with eggs. :ROFLMAO:

And? Unless the foetuses are produced in a test tube and the resulting babies get delivered by Cesarean the will always, always, be crotchfruit until and unless we develop uterine replciators. Contraception use among the youth has increased steadily, late-stage Millennials and Gen.Z aren't...

Slurs against incompetent parents are not slurs against all humanity. And 'crotchfruit' is just a more sarcastic way of saying children. Would you prefer 'loinproduct' or 'coitus incidentus leftoverus' it is unhealthy to be offended on others' behalf, it leads to one developing SJWitis or...

"If I can't cuss in Haven, I won't stay there." Also, cortchfruit is more an insult towards insane, overprotective parents than towards the crotchfruit themselves. Crotchfruit are not a specific group or creed of people, so it is not a slur.

No.

Yeah, and at that stage IIRC "The sun never set on the British Empire", whatever your thoughts about Tom Brown, or his schoolmate Harry Flashman, they were actually doing pretty well for themselves, not like spoiled Millenials/Zoomers/whatever the next crotchfruit batch is called. Bottom line...

No, they enjoy it because it validates their miserable, un-noteworthy existence, and that of their thoroughly average, un-gifted crotchfruit.

The problem is that a lot of parents often see it as exactly that, worse, they demand special treatment for their special crotchfruit. "Everyone gets a trophy" started, IMHO, because of Boomer parents.

For the most part their family is doing shit work. What the brats need to learn is self-discipline, and that they are not special because their parents fucked them into existence.

Did you bang her?

There is thicc, and there is walking pile of blubber that shall crush you during coitus.