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Cherico

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Typhonis said:
Cherico, it might be sooner. What will the Great Credit Crunch do to Wokeness?
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Any country that cant make it or barely makes it in the era of cheap credit is fucked.

And wokeness is very expensive, I mean fuck it is an expensive idelology to maintain, and what happens to expensive burdens when the money drys up?
 
stephen the barbarian

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Media Now Claims Shooter Was Factually Arab, But Morally White

"Yeah, either way, we'll get some good political mileage out of this," said another media figure, who is factually human, but morally a pale, carp-like fish that lives in the murky depths of a polluted river. "That's what bottom feeders, er-- I mean courageous journalists like us do best!"
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they do not hold back do they.
 
Bear Ribs

Bear Ribs

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Colorado Baker Faces Long Line Of People Outside Waiting To Be Oppressed

LAKEWOOD, CO—“I’m going to sue you!” shouted another customer at Masterpiece Cakeshop.“Get in line,” Jack Phillips replied. It wasn’t merely an expression, though. There was now a long line of people waiting to be oppressed by Phillips -- most having traveled many, many miles -- and this one...
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The Fool is the only one who can speak unvarnished truth in the King's court...
 
PsihoKekec

PsihoKekec

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Google Removes Entire State Of Georgia From Google Maps

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Tech giant Google announced today that they are removing the entire state of Georgia from their Google Maps platform, effective immediately. This comes in response to the state’s recent voter law that many are calling racist.


“We cannot allow these racist laws to stand,” said a spokesman from the Google Office of Diversity, Inclusion, Anti-Racism, Climate Change, Immigration Reform, and LGBTQ Affairs. “That’s why we must act quickly to get states like Georgia off the map, both literally and figuratively.”

Starting today, the state of Georgia will be replaced with a blue body of water labeled "Sea of Racism" on all Google Maps platforms. Driving directions given by the site will be altered. For example, directions from South Carolina to Florida via I-95 will state: “continue south through the stupid Sea of Racism without stopping for 112 miles.”
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