Star Trek Worf goes on Vacation

[Sailor.X]

In this scenario Lt Worf get to go on a 6 month leave of absence for some needed down time (The Worf Effect does take a toll after all). So Q being Q decides to make sure Picard has some quality individuals to fill in for Worf.

Month 1: Robocop. Yes Officer Murphy will be filling in the first month and making sure all of the rules and regulations on the Enterprise D are followed to the letter.

Month 2: The T-800: This particular Terminator has been programmed to protect the Enterprise crew from all threats and will do what it takes to save everyone.

Month 3: Batman (JLU version) Batman will patrol the ship keeping it safe from threats.

Month 4: Master Chief with Cortana. Master Chief and Cortana will keep the ship secure and help out on away missions.

Month 5: Thor (MCU) Thor being a god will because Q made a bet he couldn't do it. Be the ships Security Officer. He will begrudgingly follow Picards orders.

Month 6: Ben Kenobi (Star Wars Clone Wars). OB1 will do his duties as ship security and teach various crewmembers the way of the Force.

How does each month go on the Enterprise D. Do they do a great job? How does the crew react to each of them?

Special Note: This all takes place during season 3 of TNG.

 

[Knowledgeispower]

I think Chief does the best job. Mind you the bigots who run the Federation will try to do something as related to him being an Augment

 

[Sailor.X]

I think Chief does the best job. Mind you the bigots who run the Federation will try to do something as related to him being an Augment

They will send this Bitch won't they.

 

[Knowledgeispower]

They will send this Bitch won't they.

I suspect Cortana shall arrange a tragic transporter accident or ten. Also it occurs to me that Chief literally breaks everything they know about Augments what with him being massively more mentally stable than you'd expect from one with his life experiences. Plus given that A. Chief isn't a citizen of the Federation and thus not subject to their laws as related to augments and B. a massively decorated war hero from another Sovereign Nation(I'm assuming Q gave Picard a data packet on each security chief) and thus will be handled with care as ordered by the diplomats, he shouldn't have too many problems

 

[Sailor.X]

I suspect Cortana shall arrange a tragic transporter accident or ten. Also it occurs to me that Chief literally breaks everything they know about Augments what with him being massively more mentally stable than you'd expect from one with his life experiences.

That couldn't happen to a nicer person. But yeah the Federations very racist aversion to Augment is un called for. We learned in Enterprise that the Augments megalomania comes from a defective gene. The whole superior ability slash superior ambition idea is debunked by the very existence of Dr Bashir.

 

[Knowledgeispower]

That couldn't happen to a nicer person. But yeah the Federations very racist aversion to Augment is un called for. We learned in Enterprise that the Augments megalomania comes from a defective gene.

And they could have easily fixed said gene if they ya know didn't ban anyone from researching augments for any reason. Seriously all it would have taken was a couple hundred scientists working at it for a few years. Given the size and resources of the Federation that's a trival amount of effort. Moreover given that by sheer statistics at least a few million human would have augment ancestory making sure they don't randomly go off the deep end would be a good idea given the requisite resources to fix the problem. Plus honestly given how dangerous the Star Trek universe is having everyone that's possible being non megalomaniac augments would probably be a good idea anyways if in nothing else the armed forces aka Starfleet.

 

[commanderkai]

I have a feeling the T-800 would be having issues not firing upon and destroying any potential threats. He also gives a bit of a "Borg" vibe, especially if the fleshy exterior gets damaged and reveals the robotic side underneath.

 

[Knowledgeispower]

I have a feeling the T-800 would be having issues not firing upon and destroying any potential threats. He also gives a bit of a "Borg" vibe, especially if the fleshy exterior gets damaged and reveals the robotic side underneath.

Hopefully someone in the crew is named John Connor and thus is able to keep the T-800 from going Rambo on the threat of the week needlessly

 

[Sailor.X]

And they could have ea6suly fixed said gene if they ya know didn't ban anyone from researching augments for any reason. Seriously all it would have taken was a couple hundred scientists working at it for a few years. Given the size and resources of the Federation that's a trival amount of effort. Moreover given that by sheer statistics at least a few million human would have augment ancestory making sure they don't randomly go off the deep end would be a good idea given the requisite resources to fix the problem. Plus honestly given how dangerous the Star Trek universe is having everyone that's possible being non megalomaniac augments would probably be a good idea anyways if in nothing else the armed forces aka Starfleet.

Yeah it seems from the beginning the Bureaucrats and Brass of United Earth and later Federation seemed to have done everything possible to gimp the Federation and humanity. If it was not for Section 31 and Captains like Kirk, Picard and Sisko. I think the Federation would have not even made it to the 25th Century.

 

[Sailor.X]

I have a feeling the T-800 would be having issues not firing upon and destroying any potential threats. He also gives a bit of a "Borg" vibe, especially if the fleshy exterior gets damaged and reveals the robotic side underneath.

It would end up being a parity of that old Mad TV skit The Greatest Action Story ever told.

 

[Shipmaster Sane]

That couldn't happen to a nicer person. But yeah the Federations very racist aversion to Augment is un called for. We learned in Enterprise that the Augments megalomania comes from a defective gene. The whole superior ability slash superior ambition idea is debunked by the very existence of Dr Bashir.

However the idea of exterminating all augments is strongly reinforced by the very existence of Dr. Bashir.

 

[Knowledgeispower]

However the idea of exterminating all augments is strongly reinforced by the very existence of Dr. Bashir.

If we go by the lore of the books Bashir did save the Andorians from their fertility crisis a few years after AADS9 and moreover him curing Odo enabled the end of the Dominion War so I'd say your argument is not a good one

 

[bullethead]

AFAIK, Spartan enhancements didn't have much of a genetic component to them. A lot of them were chemical in nature/application.

That said, Master Chief will probably spend a lot of time trying to keep Cortana from fucking with the computers on the hostile ship that inevitably shows up, while Chief has to carry a phaser rifle all the time because the Type 2s are too small for his armored hands. 50/50 odds on whether Chief shoots people with heavy stun or kill blasts in each situation. Also, depending when in TNG this takes place, Chief may beat the shit out of/kill some aliens abducting people while out of armor.

Obi-Wan and Picard probably have a whole lot of philosophy conversations and fencing matches.

Thor will literally get into fights with visiting Klingons because it's fun. Picard tolerates this because it loosens the Klingons up.

Robocop and T-800 are probably going to follow orders, but Batman's entire thing is that he fucks off at random times and does borderline illegal investigative actions, which will probably cause a diplomatic shitfest at some point.

 

[Sailor.X]

AFAIK, Spartan enhancements didn't have much of a genetic component to them. A lot of them were chemical in nature/application.

That said, Master Chief will probably spend a lot of time trying to keep Cortana from fucking with the computers on the hostile ship that inevitably shows up, while Chief has to carry a phaser rifle all the time because the Type 2s are too small for his armored hands. 50/50 odds on whether Chief shoots people with heavy stun or kill blasts in each situation. Also, depending when in TNG this takes place, Chief may beat the shit out of/kill some aliens abducting people while out of armor.

Obi-Wan and Picard probably have a whole lot of philosophy conversations and fencing matches.

Thor will literally get into fights with visiting Klingons because it's fun. Picard tolerates this because it loosens the Klingons up.

Robocop and T-800 are probably going to follow orders, but Batman's entire thing is that he fucks off at random times and does borderline illegal investigative actions, which will probably cause a diplomatic shitfest at some point.

All of this takes place during Season 3 of TNG.