Vapid Celebrity Gossip and News Thread

Husky_Khan

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Because unlike us, you specifically, celebrities are worth talking about, likely because they are simply worth more then normal people. A form of innate superiority one could say.

Though to start is off humbly... David Tennant trolling his Son Ty, informing everyone he is actually not special... Which directly contradicts my initial claim I just made which is that yes, celebrities are special.

I'm conflicted.

I also didn't even know David Tennant reproduced, but he did and it was a while ago it seems.



Apparently celebrity superiority is generational. Cope Normies!
 

Husky_Khan

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Finally esteemed Conservative publications like The Spectator are covering the important stories and cultural events that real red blooded Americans care about.



Actually it is a nice article and Bridget Phetasy is a funny and witty commentator and writer. Think I first saw her on the Joe Rogan Podcast where her disgustingly moderate and nuanced opinions on society and culture somehow had her ended up on the right side politically.

The Spectator said:
I'm honestly shocked at the response to Sydney Sweeney, although I probably shouldn't be. She reminds me of Jenny McCarthy in the white bikini circa 1996 and there were hundreds of her type for me growing up. In fact, when she dressed up in the Hooters uniform for one of the sketches, I could have sworn she was Pamela Anderson Lee or Denise Richards. If you went to any mall in the Midwest in 1999, you would have seen dozens of Sydneys wandering around, traveling in packs, twirling their hair and doing that same hot girl thing with their hands when they got excited.

See, back in my day, kids, boobs were everywhere. It was the Nineties and early Aughts. We had Pamela Lee and Baywatch. Jennifer Love Hewitt graced the cover of Maxim with her boobs. My girlfriends always used to complain about not understanding men — I told them, "stop reading Cosmo and start reading Maxim." Our supermodels — like Tyra Banks and Cindy Crawford — had curves. Carmen Electra did one of the hottest photoshoots in the history of Playboy magazine in her 2003 cover spread. McCarthy was Playmate of the Year in 1993 and from there became a host of Singled Out on MTV. The Man Show with Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, had a segment that was just girls jumping on trampolines. We were a culture awash in tits — and it was glorious.

Truly this is a return to tradition.

 

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