What If? The USA's Defund-The-Police types got Skyrim and/or Oblivion Guards as a replacement?

CarlManvers2019

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Presumably these guys pop up en masse in those cities, local law enforcement is confused as to why they suddenly have their power

Local BLM & ANTIFA types wonder why it's not THEM who's the new law enforcement





They ARE bribable and people realise they're from Elder Scrolls

They ALSO have the same dialogue trees and actions, hell they can barely respond with anything else





They ALL suck when it comes to actual combat
 
This coupled with the fact that they seem to be armed only with swords and axes means every petty criminal is able to easily go through an entire squad with a cheap pistol.

They have the same sort of HP

That said, yeah, they die easy

But still better than nothing
 
This coupled with the fact that they seem to be armed only with swords and axes means every petty criminal is able to easily go through an entire squad with a cheap pistol.
Probably not though elder scrolls humans are blatantly superhuman. Surving far more then a normal man can.
 

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