Rest In Peace Russian 'Sausage King' Murdered Via Crossbow while in Sauna (Now With a Bonus Sausage Regicide!)

[Husky_Khan]

Russia’s ‘Sausage King’ killed with crossbow while in sauna with woman

A Russian oligarch nicknamed the “Sausage King” was killed by a crossbow Monday when two masked men attacked the meat magnate and a woman in a sauna at his countryside estate outside Moscow, accord…

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Vladimir Marugov, a Russian meat oligarch known as the 'Sausage King' was murdered by two masked assailants while inside a sauna inside of his country estates property located about 25 miles West of Moscow. A female companion was with him when the two assailants reportedly broke into the sauna, tied up the two and demanded money from the Oligarch. During the altercation the Oligarch was murdered by crossbow and the woman escaped out a window. The murder weapon was left behind as the assailants fled the scene in a car.

 

[LifeisTiresome]

Sausage king was getting his sausage polished when he then got killed.

 

[Es Arcanum]

Police gave a picture of the suspect...

 

[PsihoKekec]

I must admit, the title was a real eye catcher.

 

[Typhonis]

.......Was one of the assailants the Oligarchs estranged son who happened to be suffering from achondroplasia?

 

[Deleted member 88]

.......Was one of the assailants the Oligarchs estranged son who happened to be suffering from achondroplasia?

If it was, it would be probably one of the funniest examples of life imitating art.

 

[PsihoKekec]

.......Was one of the assailants the Oligarchs estranged son who happened to be suffering from achondroplasia?

No, the weapon was crossbow, not the poison.

EDIT

Oh right, ASOIF reference, not the BattleTech.

 

[CarlManvers2019]

.......Was one of the assailants the Oligarchs estranged son who happened to be suffering from achondroplasia?

Knew an A Song of Ice & Fire reference was coming

 

[Tryglaw]

Russia’s ‘Sausage King’ killed with crossbow while in sauna with woman

A Russian oligarch nicknamed the “Sausage King” was killed by a crossbow Monday when two masked men attacked the meat magnate and a woman in a sauna at his countryside estate outside Moscow, accord…

nypost.com

Vladimir Marugov, a Russian meat oligarch known as the 'Sausage King' was murdered by two masked assailants while inside a sauna inside of his country estates property located about 25 miles West of Moscow. A female companion was with him when the two assailants reportedly broke into the sauna, tied up the two and demanded money from the Oligarch. During the altercation the Oligarch was murdered by crossbow and the woman escaped out a window. The murder weapon was left behind as the assailants fled the scene in a car.

It's quite strange, usually oligarchs have extensive private security outfits, former operators of Russian first tier units or at least SpetsNaz. These should have prevented low tier goons getting anywhere near the VIP. Never mind their estates being well secured fortresses.

In Poland, our billionaires tend to hire former GROM operators for example.

 

[Curved_Sw0rd]

Ordinary Sausage is knocking off the competition...

 

[Tiamat]

I suspect there’s more to the story, as it often is. Perhaps the victim was set up with the woman acting as a honeypot?

 

[Husky_Khan]

Another Russian Sausage Magnate Has Suffered a Mysterious Death, Falling to His Death Out of an Open Window of the Luxury Hotel he was Staying in Whilst in India.

Pavel Antov, who was reportedly celebrating his upcoming 66th birthday, was found dead outside the Hotel Sai International in Rayagada.

What's more tragic is that Pavel Antov, who had been in country to celebrate his upcoming 66th Birthday, died merely three days after a close wealthy friend of his, Vladimir Bidenov, was found dead in the same hotel surrounded by empty wine bottles.

Pavel Antov was a critic of the Ukraine War and a top earning lawmaker in the Russian legislature.

The Russian Consulate in Kolkata has reported no criminal element has been revealed in the course of the investigations of either of these tragic events.

Pavel Antov, Russian sausage tycoon who criticized Ukraine war, dies in fall

Antov’s death on Sunday is the latest in a series of mysterious ones involving Russian tycoons since the start of strongman Vladimir Putin’s war on Ukraine.

nypost.com

This tragedy has some resemblance to an occurrence last September when the Chairman of Russia's Lukoil, Ravil Maganov, peacefully passed away from natural causes by also falling out of a hospital window.

Rest In Peace - Ravil Maganov, Chairman of Russia's Lukoil, "Passed Away From An Illness" at the age of 67.

 

[WolfBear]

I suspect there’s more to the story, as it often is. Perhaps the victim was set up with the woman acting as a honeypot?

Most likely Putin offed him for opposing the Ukraine War. Putin is a piece of shit!

 

[WolfBear]

Another Russian Sausage Magnate Has Suffered a Mysterious Death, Falling to His Death Out of an Open Window of the Luxury Hotel he was Staying in Whilst in India.



What's more tragic is that Pavel Antov, who had been in country to celebrate his upcoming 66th Birthday, died merely three days after a close wealthy friend of his, Vladimir Bidenov, was found dead in the same hotel surrounded by empty wine bottles.

Pavel Antov was a critic of the Ukraine War and a top earning lawmaker in the Russian legislature.

The Russian Consulate in Kolkata has reported no criminal element has been revealed in the course of the investigations of either of these tragic events.

Pavel Antov, Russian sausage tycoon who criticized Ukraine war, dies in fall

Antov’s death on Sunday is the latest in a series of mysterious ones involving Russian tycoons since the start of strongman Vladimir Putin’s war on Ukraine.

nypost.com

This tragedy has some resemblance to an occurrence last September when the Chairman of Russia's Lukoil, Ravil Maganov, peacefully passed away from natural causes by also falling out of a hospital window.

Rest In Peace - Ravil Maganov, Chairman of Russia's Lukoil, "Passed Away From An Illness" at the age of 67.

Russia, where rule of law doesn't exist and where the rule of a mafia-like monster-state that can kill whomever it pleases, whenever it pleases is paramount. And yet some/many Third Worlders still shill for Russia 'coz they have Western Derangement Syndrome.

 

[DarthOne]

Russia, where rule of law doesn't exist and where the rule of a mafia-like monster-state that can kill whomever it pleases, whenever it pleases is paramount. And yet some/many Third Worlders still shill for Russia 'coz they have Western Derangement Syndrome.

You say that like that doesn’t also apply to the West; we’re just better at hiding it/pretending otherwise. See exhibit A) The various people who inconvenienced the Clintons.

 

[Buba]

I cannot unimagine Sausage King as a porn actor ...

 

[ATP]

I cannot unimagine Sausage King as a porn actor ...

That explain all! they decided to become porn actors,and putin killed them to save innocent postsoviet souls!
Or,it is part of plan to win war on Ukraine - first we kill all sausage Kings,and thus take over Kiev!
Perfect soviet logic,is it not?

 

[Typhonis]

That explain all! they decided to become porn actors,and putin killed them to save innocent postsoviet souls!
Or,it is part of plan to win war on Ukraine - first we kill all sausage Kings,and thus take over Kiev!
Perfect soviet logic,is it not?

Putin was afraid of the competition. He wants to corrupt souls of Soviets.

 

[ATP]

Putin was afraid of the competition. He wants to corrupt souls of Soviets.

And all sausages,too! i mean,first corrupt them,and then sell for profit.And corrupting those who eat them.