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Leave the black jesus shit to Tariq Nasheed, bro.
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Leave the black jesus shit to Tariq Nasheed, bro.
Terthna
Professional Lurker
How does this even make a lick of sense? First of all, ethnic Jews aren't black, and secondly blacks originate from Africa, not the Middle East.
LordsFire
Internet Wizard
And it isn't like some African churches depict Jesus and other biblical figures as being black, because that's what they're familiar with. Who cares?
We don't actually know for certain what ethnic jews in that time period had for skin color, but odds are best that it was the sort of bronzed mediterranean look Greeks and Italians are known for in the modern day.
The important part is who Jesus was and is, not the color of His skin, just the same as with anyone else.
Because all depictions in white churches are wrong and racist
Blue checkmarks be posting uncited history on Twitter again...
NOT the earliest known image of Jesus
Latest update; 11th August 2022. This image has been shared all over the internet with the claim that it is the, or one of the earliest known paintings, images or pictures of Jesus Christ. Source; …
fakehistoryhunter.net
18th Century is the earliest depiction of Jesus ever.
Of course - truth doesn't matter to this lot. That's why doing a quick internet search is just too much to ask for them.Blue checkmarks be posting uncited history on Twitter again...
NOT the earliest known image of Jesus
Latest update; 11th August 2022. This image has been shared all over the internet with the claim that it is the, or one of the earliest known paintings, images or pictures of Jesus Christ. Source; …
18th Century is the earliest depiction of Jesus ever.
Look at Terry McAuliffe, fundraiser and personal friend of the Clinton Family, head of the DNC from 2001-2005 (clearly it's most successful time period) and Governor of Virginia from 2014-18 and now running for Governor of Virginia once more! He's just like you, grilling those hamburgers and sausages and brauts and drinking that cold plant based beer which happens to be just as cold as his grill and the meat on it.
This is what the 4th is all about!
This is what the 4th is all about!
Robovski
Well-known member
That grill does look cold. Fucks sake, how hard is it to light the grill first before starting? How do you do fellow plebians?
Terthna
Professional Lurker
They really do think we're all that stupid, don't they? Sad thing is, many of us are.
bintananth
behind a desk
The grill is off. With that many burgers, brauts, and sausages on the grill he should be a flurry of activity. That was staged and there were probably multiple takes.
prinCZess
Warrior, Writer, Performer, Perv
Can we sidetrack from the grill silliness for a moment to mention the man's atrocious taste in beer?
Miller Lite is travesty in a can that is barely a step up from Budweiser. Dude could have at least sprung for High Life.
That alone is reason enough for him to be disqualified from the governor's race.
I mean, come on, Virginia has to have some decent breweries at the very least that could've been lauded. Or the man could've had the balls to have three fingers of nondescript whiskey in a rocks glass to wish people a happy Fourth. As the Founders intended.
Miller Lite is travesty in a can that is barely a step up from Budweiser. Dude could have at least sprung for High Life.
That alone is reason enough for him to be disqualified from the governor's race.
I mean, come on, Virginia has to have some decent breweries at the very least that could've been lauded. Or the man could've had the balls to have three fingers of nondescript whiskey in a rocks glass to wish people a happy Fourth. As the Founders intended.
boomghost
I trust you know where the launch button is?
VA does have plenty of breweries, pretty much every state has some good local beer at this point (its getting to the point its almost overcrowded in some areas), miller lite is more or less pissed out of a horse with no flavor, and even college students skip it to go for high life as its better cost ratio for getting drunk. (well, the real alcoholics at college got 2 buck chuck but.. yeah box wines nasty.)
Robovski
Well-known member
Don't worry, it's not open.
bintananth
behind a desk
Cook's Ice would be a step up from Miller Lite and homeless people drink Cook's because it's literally cheaper than bottled water.