ASOIAF/GOT Ned Stark & Catelyn Tully’s minds are switched/merged with those of Conan The Barbarian and Red Sonja, She-Devil With A Sword?

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They are replaced/merged sometime on/after the Bedding Ceremony

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They still remember their “times” as Ned Stark and Catelyn Tully

Conan in particular, rages at the thought of what Aerys and Rhaegar have done to “his family” and swears revenge by Crom

Catelyn though she does not love him now, is also upset about Brandon Stark, she also does NOT wish to be some “proper lady” or “broodmare” though she can act the part of the first

Bonus: The longer they’re around, the more people around them adopt a Marvel!Robert E. Howard-Fantasy clothing style

In other words, guys like Greatjon Umber for whatever the reason don’t wear shirts in the snow

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They are replaced/merged sometime on/after the Bedding Ceremony

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They still remember their “times” as Ned Stark and Catelyn Tully

Conan in particular, rages at the thought of what Aerys and Rhaegar have done to “his family” and swears revenge by Crom

Catelyn though she does not love him now, is also upset about Brandon Stark, she also does NOT wish to be some “proper lady” or “broodmare” though she can act the part of the first

Bonus: The longer they’re around, the more people around them adopt a Marvel!Robert E. Howard-Fantasy clothing style

In other words, guys like Greatjon Umber for whatever the reason don’t wear shirts in the snow

@The Immortal Watch Dog
Thoughts?


Replaced after bedding? :
1.Ned defeat kingsguards on his own,not loosing even one bannerman.Dustin remain loyal.
2.He convict Benjen to marry and create cadet branch.
3.Ironborn killed quickly,Balon is killed by Ned.
4.Sansa is teached to be she-wolf,no septons in North.
5.Jon get castle
6.Ned refuse King to be Hand
7.Ned let wildlings come - but only those who keep peace.South is fighting each other.Lannisters eventually win.
8.Joeffrey order attack and get beaten.
9.Others attack and get beaten
10.Dany come and take over all Westeros except North - where King Ned rule.
 

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Replaced after bedding? :
1.Ned defeat kingsguards on his own,not loosing even one bannerman.Dustin remain loyal.
2.He convict Benjen to marry and create cadet branch.
3.Ironborn killed quickly,Balon is killed by Ned.
4.Sansa is teached to be she-wolf,no septons in North.
5.Jon get castle
6.Ned refuse King to be Hand
7.Ned let wildlings come - but only those who keep peace.South is fighting each other.Lannisters eventually win.
8.Joeffrey order attack and get beaten.
9.Others attack and get beaten
10.Dany come and take over all Westeros except North - where King Ned rule.

6.5 Ned decides to go to the Wildlings and “speak their language” and show as to why exactly there are bloodlines who last for so long as rulers

(Yeah, Westerosi Houses having VERY martial cultures really helps)

What about the Boltons? I don’t think Roose did much in canon to overtly raise suspicions with Ned and once when he was much younger avoided making his Prima Nocta known to Rickard
 
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Wait, this means that Ned figured out who killed who and why?

And I think he’d need to know about the whole debt the Crown has

No,he simply care about North,not South.And becouse he is Conan with Ned memories,he do not really care about Jon Arryn real reason of death.Somebody kill him? so? North is more important.
It could be Lannisters? so? he made deals with them,and payed price.
 

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No,he simply care about North,not South.And becouse he is Conan with Ned memories,he do not really care about Jon Arryn real reason of death.Somebody kill him? so? North is more important.
It could be Lannisters? so? he made deals with them,and payed price.

I did say Ned and Conan were more or less merged, which was why Conan would feel pissed about what happened to his “family”

I’m thinking he’d at least try and find shit out and prepare

Will probably cut apart Littlefinger relatively quickly
 

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