Hvaldimir: Escaped Russian Special Ops Spy

[Husky_Khan]

So for the past several months Hvaldimir, a supposedly "friendly" Beluga Whale has been terrorizing the Norwegian coastline near the village of Tuford... Its been reported that the whale has been doing everything from returning lost GoPro cameras (No doubt after cloning the data and uploading tracking malware) to playing innocous games of feych with rugby balls in an effort to sow discord in EU and international sports diplomacy.

Viral video of a whale playing fetch isn't as cute as it seems

observers.france24.com

Beluga whale returns a lost GoPro before posing for the camera

A kayaker has had his GoPro returned to him by a friendly beluga whale after dropping it into Hammerfest Bay in Norway. Joachim Larssen was amazed by how tame the creature was.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Is this whale a member of Russia’s secret underwater special ops force?

White whale wearing a harness has been harassing Norwegian fishing boats and experts suspect it was trained for military missions.

amp.scmp.com

This leaves the obvious question. What should be done about this whale before he inevitably evades Norwegian surveillance?

 

[LordSunhawk]

<before testimony>
Democrats in Congress - He may have evidence of High Crimes and Misdemeanors! RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA. We must Believe All Belugas!

<after testimony>
Democrats in Congress - WHITE PRIVILEGE! RACIST WHALE!

 

[Captain X]

Do you mind if I copy this on another forum?

 

[Husky_Khan]

Do you mind if I copy this on another forum?

Should be fine... maybe just a linkback if possible and tell me where you posted my intellectual diarrhea.

 

[Captain X]

It'll be in WordForge's Red Room. Should I quote you specifically, or just generally, i.e. "Something I found on another forum"?

I'm a bit hesitant to share a link back to here, lest the moonbats feel drawn here, but there's definitely some others there who'd appreciate the humor.

 

[LordSunhawk]

The Boot sez, everybody of every political stripe (within the restrictions contained in the ToS against Nazis, Stalinists and Maoists) are welcome if they follow the rules. There are no ideological requirements to post here, just follow the rules and the staff (and more importantly the Boot) will be very happy to see them. One of the most important things distinguishing the Sietch from other sites (tm) is that we fully welcome intellectual and ideological diversity (just, may the Boot reiterate, follow the rules! The Rules are simple, and ultimately come down to 'Don't Be A Jerkass')

 

[Captain X]

Yeah, I'm just trying to avoid some headaches.

 

[Husky_Khan]

It'll be in WordForge's Red Room. Should I quote you specifically, or just generally, i.e. "Something I found on another forum"?

I'm a bit hesitant to share a link back to here, lest the moonbats feel drawn here, but there's definitely some others there who'd appreciate the humor.

Oh I guess on another forum works fine in this case.

 

[Captain X]

You have them at a disadvantage now.