Versus Match Helldivers to bring Managed Democracy™ to Ukraine.

[Agent23]

ROB thinks that the Russian invasion of Ukraine is getting boring, so he creates a timeline where Super Earth has found a wormhole to our solar system circa January 1st 2022.

The initial spearhead will be led by 10 000 of the finest and most well-equipped and highly decorated Helldivers flying fully upgraded Super Destroyers.

Their goal is to bring proper Managed Democracy™ to the country, also ROB has made sure that they can tap a huge reservoir of element 710 right in the middle of the place after they take it. Think 20x their yearly production.

If the initial contingent fails this will be escalated to a full scale war with all of Super Earth's resources being diverted to the operation.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Ten thousand Helldivers are murdered by the Ukrainian Terminids who now apparently outnumber the Terminds in Super Earth by a factor of twenty scaling off of the Element 710 reserves Ukraine apparently has kept hidden. I imagine it'll take the span of a few weeks for such an extraterrestrial species to then launch into space, go through the wormhole, and join their Terminid brethren who number only 1/20th of those in Ukraine and then conquer Super Earth, tragically forestalling future Helldivers content due to such a catastrophic loss.

Great job...

 

[Agent23]

Ten thousand Helldivers are murdered by the Ukrainian Terminids who now apparently outnumber the Terminds in Super Earth by a factor of twenty scaling off of the Element 710 reserves Ukraine apparently has kept hidden. I imagine it'll take the span of a few weeks for such an extraterrestrial species to then launch into space, go through the wormhole, and join their Terminid brethren who number only 1/20th of those in Ukraine and then conquer Super Earth, tragically forestalling future Helldivers content due to such a catastrophic loss.

Great job...

I said there is a reservoir of 710, where the hell did you get the idea that there are Terminids, dog-boy?!?!?

 

[Scooby Doo]

If we use Reddit! Ukraine then Super Earth loses

Ukranian infantry are super soldiers that can kill 100 Russian's per Ukranian killed and the Ghost of Kyiv is able to shoot 20 Jets down in a row with low difficulty, they also have unlimited Javelin missiles (when convenient) not to mention they have the Urkanian sniper version of the Ghost of Kyiv he could probably kill all the Helldivers himself.

 

[PsihoKekec]

After capture of Ukrainian political and military leadership during surprise fall of Lvov and Kiev, the frontline forces are thrown into dissary and are forced to give up as their logistics are gone and their supply reserves are fuckall, but I reckon many of the troops would try to fade into population rather than surrender.

Most Ukrainians don't really notice a change, the already lived in managed democracy (don't we all?), so initially there wouldn't be much guerilla resistance as the occupiers are not Russians and are a lot less corrupt than the previous regime. But population is not war weary from hundreds of thousands of dead, so if USA is interested in keeping flames alive, it could have CIA pay the remnants of SBU to turn the occupation interesting.

 

[Agent23]

After capture of Ukrainian political and military leadership during surprise fall of Lvov and Kiev, the frontline forces are thrown into dissary and are forced to give up as their logistics are gone and their supply reserves are fuckall, but I reckon many of the troops would try to fade into population rather than surrender.

Most Ukrainians don't really notice a change, the already lived in managed democracy (don't we all?), so initially there wouldn't be much guerilla resistance as the occupiers are not Russians and are a lot less corrupt than the previous regime. But population is not war weary from hundreds of thousands of dead, so if USA is interested in keeping flames alive, it could have CIA pay the remnants of SBU to turn the occupation interesting.

And then the USA gets to experience Managed Democracy Promotion from Orbit?

In any case, any raids the SBU and other CIA backed guerillas might try and do would be nullified easily thanks to the Helldivers superior reaction speed and sensor tech.

And by nullified, I mean get to enjoy the benefits of a 500 kg bomb or 380 mm orbital artillery and rail gun blasts fallin on their heads.

 

[Husky_Khan]

I said there is a reservoir of 710, where the hell did you get the idea that there are Terminids, dog-boy?!?!?

No need for childish name-calling. I got it from the OP. Terminids are the source of 710 somots obvious there is significant Terminid activity here or else the thread OP is extremely poorly formatted and deeply flawed. Like special needs levels of creativity.

If we use Reddit! Ukraine then Super Earth loses

Ukranian infantry are super soldiers that can kill 100 Russian's per Ukranian killed and the Ghost of Kyiv is able to shoot 20 Jets down in a row with low difficulty, they also have unlimited Javelin missiles (when convenient) not to mention they have the Urkanian sniper version of the Ghost of Kyiv he could probably kill all the Helldivers himself.

This is assuming that Helldivers approach Russian levels of competency. That's only true when Agent23 is playing.

Considering we established in a previous thread that Caesars Legion and the NCR could easily ward off a Super Earth Invasion, im not sure how Ukraine loses due to its massive reserves of Terminids and ability to overwhelm the Helldivers with superior SBU, CIA and Reddit backed propaganda overwhelming their managed democracy.

 

[Bassoe]

I said there is a reservoir of 710, where the hell did you get the idea that there are Terminids, dog-boy?!?!?

710 is liquefied terminid corpses, presumably there's gotta be a terminid population to provide a source for it?

 

[Agent23]

710 is liquefied terminid corpses, presumably there's gotta be a terminid population to provide a source for it?

Or it could have been provided by ROB magic, cause, you know Random Omnipotent Being.

 

[Scooby Doo]

Ghost of Kyiv solos your favorite verse

Or it could have been provided by ROB magic, cause, you know Random Omnipotent Being.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Or it could have been provided by ROB magic, cause, you know Random Omnipotent Being.

Ukrainian Terminids is more interesting to discuss as a scenario..

 

[Agent23]

Ghost of Kyiv solos your favorite verse

Scoob, you produce too much weird, impossible to understand and annoying nose, methinks it is time to take you to the vet to remove a few bits, don't worry, it is scientifically proven dogs live longer after castration.