Final Faction: I'll Buy That SciFi Franchise For a Dollar!

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Or maybe a dollar twenty five per operative with how inflation has been going these past few years. I doubt that'll improve come 2050.

In the year 2050, a large asteroid collided with our moon. Among the debris, we discovered a hibernating alien mothership. Now, the Kharn are awake and they want to plunder our precious natural resources. So, we recruited teams of special operatives to defend Earth from their alien threat.



Wow ten minutes of cutting edge computer animated science fiction action that starts off with our squad of Heroes (and Heroine) getting their JUST DESSERTS!

There's Sergeant Steadfast, the Leader of Final Factions ALPHA TEAM who specializes in Special Operations and Combat Rescue. He also has a cybernetic eye... AND A CYBERNETIC ARM. He also bakes cookies... BUT YOU GOTTA EARN IT! His arm has super strength which allows him to grab aliens and throw them at other aliens... which somehow causes them to explode... for some reason. It can also generate an energy shield.

Then there's Sergeant Shift, the raven haired femme fatale MARTIAL ARTS MASTER who has honed her senses to the point she possesses an ability called prevision which allows her a form of combat precognition that allows her to effortlessly avoid or even counter threats before they can do harm.

Sergeant Steel is the other Black Man (two don't make a token!) on the team and he's apparently a Sergeant as well... despite there already being a Sergeant in command of the team and another Sergeant... but anyways... this Sergeant has a winged jetpack but is totally not a Falcon ripoff because he pilots the helicopter as well.

A fourth Sergeant is Sergeant Ruck, who not only wields a massive machine gun as well as a secondary gun that is mounted on a turret on his backpack, and looks like a Smartgun Operator from Aliens, but he has a stereotypical German accent and terribly cringe puns and humor that he thinks is hilarious, just like a real German. He also guns down aliens that are attempting to flee the battle which is the most effective time to use heavy weapons and ground artillery.

Then you have the wisecracking little boy Boyd who is an ACRM Pilot. ACRM obviously stands for Augmented Combat Rescue Mech Duhhh... Not only can he control the mech via a virtual reality suite, but he's an expert in cyberwarfare and computer programming as well as virtual break dancing.

And last, but far from least is their faithful doggo and good boy CHURRO. He pilots a mech... HE PILOTS A QUADRUPED MECH that is a massive canine. Let me repeat this for those in the back. It's a little good boy doggo that hops into a giant (big dog sized) mech in the shape of a dog that crushes and destroys filthy Xenos invaders trying to plunder Earth's natural resources.

There's a sniper character too which they forgot to introduce and Boyd wasn't even in the intro... this is a high quality production folks.

They clearly could only pack in so much awesomeness in one episode, especially when the pilot episode ends on such a cliffhanger with the introduction of the fearsome Kharn leader known as GENERAL DIABOL, GENERAL OF THE KHARN ARMY, HIGH QUEENS HAND OF WRATH with the powers of ROCK HARD... SKIN, SUPERIOR STRENGTH and ANNIHILATION!

This just leads one to wonder just how formidable the Monarch of these Kharn invaders are that can have someone so powerful serving them. But you'll have to see ALL OF THE EPISODES to learn more about the mysterious Kharn leader, HIGH QUEEN MALARA!

I know what your saying, who can finance such a sleeper military scifi hit? The Dollar Tree of course.

No. Literally. I went to a Dollar Tree (basically a Dollar Store chain) store for the first time in months because they sell cheap large gift bags there for like a dollar that I use to hold gifts for the many younglings that I am buying far more expensive gifts for during the Holy Days. I happened to noticed an array of action figures and saw they had adorable little names and blurbs on them and looked up the name of the toy chain and sure enough... FINAL FACTION is a Dollar Tree EXCLUSIVE.

A shame that one of the strongest original Military Science Fiction IP's developed in decades is so unknown by the wider nerd and SF communities. But I am changing that today!
 
The best way to know that no bad message is being spread in a form of media is to realize that the creators are getting profit margins so slim they can't even afford to do it.

Clearly the most understandable series I have seen in recent years.
 

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