Rest In Peace DCEU's Barry Allen Flash Fired From the Justice League

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The new Director Dictator of Warner Bros. CEO David Zasluv has decided to pull a Lex Luthor and terminate Ezra Miller from his role as Barry Allen/Flash in the DC Cinematic Universe. Apparently this is in response to Ezra Miller being an outspoken GenderQueer and Non-binary individual who simply won't bow down and confirm to stupid anachronistic and often Cristo-Fascist social mores of heteronormative behavior.


But this isn't about how Warner Bros. literally endorses the White Patriarchy and Christian Fascism, but a tribute thread dedicated to all of the memories that Ezra Miller has given us in his storied career where he was cast in such amazing roles like Barry Allen/The Flash in films like Justice League and... Barry Allen/The Flash in Zack Snyder's.... Justice League. I will always remember his seminal performance as Barry Allen/The Flash in Suicide Squad where he fought Boomerang. It was such a change of pace from his subsequent roles in Justice League that really allowed me to fall in love with a character, like a twelve year old boy meeting his superhero made flesh in real life... on a tribal reservation. Or perhaps you fell in love with him during his appearance in the exciting CW television crossover event 'Crisis on Infinite Earths' in an episode of Arrow where he portrayed Barry Allen/The Flash!

So tell me what is your favorite memory of Ezra Miller's The Flash?

Was it his cameo appearance battling Boomerang in The Suicide Squad?

Or perhaps when he choked a Valkyrie Warrior in a Revjavik Bar in 2020?

Or perhaps when he saved that truck full of people at the end of Justice League?

Or maybe the time he battled the Hawaiian Supervillain Silversword at a Karaoake bar last March?

Or maybe when he met Grant Gustin's portrayal of Barry Allen/The Flash during the CW's 'Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Four?

Or maybe the time he escaped false imprisonment Belle Reve's Pacific Branch of Prison in March of 2022?

Or maybe when he starred in the Fantastic Beasts franchise alongside much beloved Hollywood star Johnny Depp?

Or maybe when he rescued a child from a villainous Native American tribe to groom as his personal Apache Chief?

Either way... chances are far from zero this'll be an Official Rest in Peace thread soon enough so I might as well get ahead of the curb and tell Ezra Miller these words of wisdom.

"If you ain't first, you're last!"

The Flash is expected to be released on June 23rd, 2023 and will help relaunch the DCEU.

I feel sorry for whoever has to fill in the proverbial shoes of Barry Allen/The Flash. They're replacing a true one of a kind Superhero.
 
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Maybe THE FLASH WAS ALWAYS NON-BINARY?!?!?!

Though this is largely sustained by a far from reputable rumor mill website and Social Media Progressives fawning over ELIOT Page somehow being relevant.
 
The Flash movie should be in the middle of filming or already done.

If they throw it away it'll be very expensive. I wonder whether the movie is cancelled or he's fired moving forward after it.
 
The Flash movie should be in the middle of filming or already done.

If they throw it away it'll be very expensive. I wonder whether the movie is cancelled or he's fired moving forward after it.

Flash is already in post production AFAIK. They could do expensive reshoots but honestly I feel like they'll just release the movie and move forward without him.
 

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