ASB ISOTs the Levant as of 569 AD to the modern day.

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ASB is really pissed that he constantly has to listen about the shit hope that is the middle east.
So, he decided to get rid of it and replace it with the Levant as of 569 AD.

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All the green stuff is now replaced with whatever was there back in 569 AD.

What now?

Will the region actually know peace, and how will all the religions that have something to do with the region react.
 
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ASB is really pissed that he constantly has to listen about the shit hope that is the middle east.
So, he decided to get rid of it and replace it with the Levant as of 569 AD.

1280px-Levant_%28orthographic_projection%29.png


All the green stuff is now replaced with whatever was there back in 569 AD.

What now?

Will the region actually know peace, and how will all the religions that have something to do with the region react.
Sadist.All those countries are take by other muslim nations,almost nothing really change.
But - Turkey would be taken by Bulgary ,Iran and Greece here,so at least there would be no problems.

And,you just condemned 569AD world - sultan Erdogan would rule it all.
 
Today's world would be a hoot!
I imagine the feeding frenzy of linguists descending upon that area.
Three (four?) of Top Ten most populous Islamic countries gone.
Oil prices spike - with Iraq gone, then go down. The biggest tankers go around the Cape anyway, don't they? - hence no long term impact, as other producers step in.
Israel disapearred - will there be screams to ethnic cleanse Palestine? If yes, would these be acted upon?
Shahinshah Khosrow will be mightily confused about the event ... I wonder how much Zoroastrism of Persians in Ctesiphon differs from the Zoroastrism of today. Would they merge? Declare the other heretics?

Egypt suffers the Mother of Floods as the uppermost reaches of Lake Nasser collapse and the water surges down the valley. Depending on when the ISOT happens (i.e. lake level + state of the Nile) the death toll could be hundreds of thousands (from 4M?).

In 569AD indeed, Turkey becomes the superpower of the world. Although it can be nuked by Israel, as there is no Western Public Opinion holding back the Peace Loving IDF ...
THe ISOTed area will be in a flux, with loss of external markets, patrons, suppliers of arms, out-of-area banking accounts etc. changing the balance of power.
No idea how Syria and Iraq will look like once the dust settles ...
The warlords/bandits of eastern Libya are not sustainable, I think, and unless gaining Egyptian (which has its own problems) or Turkish support will be back to swords&arrows inside months.
 
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Today's world would be a hoot!
I imagine the feeding frenzy of linguists descending upon that area.
Three (four?) of Top Ten most populous Islamic countries gone.
Oil prices spike - with Iraq gone, then go down. The biggest tankers go around the Cape anyway, don't they? - hence no long term impact, as other producers step in.
Israel disapearred - will there be screams to ethnic cleanse Palestine? If yes, would these be acted upon?
Shahinshah Khosrow will be mightily confused about the event ... I wonder how much Zoroastrism of Persians in Ctesiphon differs from the Zoroastrism of today. Would they merge? Declare the other heretics?

Egypt suffers the Mother of Floods as the uppermost reaches of Lake Nasser collapse and the water surges down the valley. Depending on when the ISOT happens (i.e. lake level + state of the Nile) the death toll could be hundreds of thousands (from 4M?).

In 569AD indeed, Turkey becomes the superpower of the world. Although I can be nuked by Israel, as there is no Western Public Opinion holding back the Peace Loving IDF ...
THe ISOTed area will be in a flux, with loss of external markets, patrons, suppliers of arms, out-of-area banking accounts etc. changing the balance of power.
No idea how Syria and Iraq will look like once the dust settles ...
The warlords/bandits of eastern Libya are not sustainable, I think, and unless gaining Egyptian (which has its own problems) or Turkish support will be back to swords&arrows inside months.
Who said anything about ISOTing the current day Levant to 569, exactly?
ASB is pissed at it, so other than it being a non issue we have no idea where it gets ISOTed to.Cough, cough.The era of the dinosaurs right before the Big One hits, cough cough. :ROFLMAO: :cool:
 
Who said anything about ISOTing the current day Levant to 569, exactly?
ASB is pissed at it, so other than it being a non issue we have no idea where it gets ISOTed to.Cough, cough.The era of the dinosaurs right before the Big One hits, cough cough. :ROFLMAO::cool:
That is good,but - why not to WH40? both Izrael and Turkey could serve god-emperor there.....
Jokes aside - did it mean,that 569AD get dinosaurs? that would be funny to watch - cathapracs riding on dinos !
 
Who said anything about ISOTing the current day Levant to 569, exactly?
ASB is pissed at it, so other than it being a non issue we have no idea where it gets ISOTed to.Cough, cough.The era of the dinosaurs right before the Big One hits, cough cough. :ROFLMAO::cool:
The Stars Wars universe? Or Star Trek? They deserve them ... :p
 
Good ideas,my fellow sadist !


Please no,it mean part of Dune with worms send to 569AD.
Fremens would rule Earth,and we do not want it,right?
I mean, they appear to be nicer and more reasonable than the current population of the ISOTed area.

Also, that earth gets stuff like Melange and advanced tech, so they are kinda-sorta the long-term winners.

Oh, great, you are tempting me to do yet another ISOT involving parts of Dune.

I wonder if the residual tech will be enough to get us to build stuff like anti-grav tech and if the climate and moisture levels will be enough to let the worms thrive.

We might be able to go into space and colonize the galaxy easily. :D
 
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The Stars Wars universe? Or Star Trek? They deserve them ... :p
Good ideas,my fellow sadist !

Maybe I, er, I mean ROB ASB just drops them in the middle of the huge equatorial desert of Dune.
Please no,it mean part of Dune with worms send to 569AD.
Fremens would rule Earth,and we do not want it,right
I mean, they appear to be nicer and more reasonable than the current population of the ISOTed area.

Also, that earth gets stuff like Melange and advanced tech, so they are kinda-sorta the long-term winners.

Oh, great, you are tempting me to do yet another ISOT involving parts of Dune.

I wonder if the residual tech will be enough to get us to build stuff like anti-grav tech and if the climate and moisture levels will be enough to let the worms thrive.

We might be able to go into space and colonize the galaxy easily. :D
Worms should gradually die here.Too much water.Which mean death of fremens,too,they are addicted to spice.
So - no problems in long run.
 

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