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Um ... When you're putting everone watching basically shuts the fuck up and stays still because it's just you, the ball, and the hole. When you're shooting a techincal foul shot it's you, the ball, the basket, and an enormous amount of visibible and audible distractions from practically...

I hate golf. I can play golf without embarassing myself in a pinch, but you will get a very irritated @bintananth who will politely bitch for every moment of the 4-6 hours an 18-hole round of golf takes. If you want to complain about me not being silent while you're putting ... go watch a...

I got the MS-DOS version of this for Christmas when I was either ten or eleven: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Nicklaus%27_Greatest_18_Holes_of_Major_Championship_Golf I didn't like it. Dad liked it.

He's got a point. Watching golf on TV is about as effective as a prescription sleep aid.

*golf clap* "Hearing protection is required beyond this point." is a sign he's probably never seen and I've got noise cancelling headphones in my car that firearm range safety officers approve of.

He - and most pro golfers - are complete pussies who think something like a paper cut is a medical emergency worthy of a 911 call. He was badly injured in a single car accident that was entirely his fault because there was no one else present. Yes, his recovery is not a quick recovery and he's...

Time catches up with everyone. The only pro I can think of who seems like he's actually enjoying a round of golf is Juan Antonio "Chi-chi" Rodriguez. He never won a Major. He has won roughly 3 dozen tournaments and just won't quit.

They have very wealthy parents. Taking a pre-teen out for a round of golf can easily cost you several hundred dollars. https://www.brickyardcrossing.com/play/rates That's $410 at a public course if you don't have clubs before things like taxes, parking, and lunch get included.

I hate golf. I've never played for a team. Getting shot while playing golf would likely result in me saying "Thank you for putting me out of my misery" to the guy who shot me. EDIT: Knowing how to play golf without embarrassing yourself is an unlisted job requirement for a lot of high-paying jobs.

Sadly, yes. And a bit after too because work kinda required it.

I was holding back. The last time I played golf my set of clubs was a 4-wood, a 2-iron, a 10-iron, and a putter. I hated every moment of it and somehow managed a birdie or par on every hole. I wanted to be off of that golf course as quickly as possible and didn't even want to be there in the...

My thoughts on golf ... As far as I'm concered nothing about a round of golf is fun. No, I do not wish to look like I'm dressed for a business meeting while carrying 30-ish pounds of BS several miles on a Saturday afternoon while being polite to people I probably hate. With fieldwork I can...