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Any hiking trail through a forest will work. People step off such trails to relieve themselves with some privacy and go missing with regularity. Here's the first example google gave me...

Pretty much this. Would I be making more if I lived in NYC? Yes. Would I be better off? Oh hell no! I'd be broke and complaining that "my mortgage is too damn high!" if I had my home in NYC instead of doing what I'm doing now where I am in Indy: sitting back with my feet up and enjoying a nice...

To elaborate on this: the last time Princess handed me our daughers tuition bill the number on the cheque I wrote was six figures and the leftmost digit was not a one.

I find the whole thing funny because the Carmel Clay school district - which is either the best or second best in Indiana depending on who you ask - is what will happen to my teenagers if either one screws up enough to get themselves expelled from the private school I'm paying for.

https://apnews.com/article/moms-for-liberty-carmel-indiana-hamilton-county-437136c699ae3f991d7279836d2998bc I live in Carmel, IN. That ain't going anywhere close to winning because the Karens doing it are opposed by pretty much everyone who is wealthy enough or fortunate enough to have Carmel...

The Indiana OWI statute simply saying "a vehicle" strikes again: https://www.wthitv.com/news/vincennes-man-arrested-for-driving-a-power-wheels-jeep-in-the-street-while-intoxicated/article_d1c3b0ba-4286-11ee-9170-1bd3932a3e33.html In this instance a power wheels jeep. i.e.: a toy for toddlers.

Vegans should be told to do the Bart Simpson filling up a chalkboard routine with "Humans are obligate omnivores." as the text until the message sticks. A diet consisting of only raw food? The earliest homo sapiens would have a Picard facepalm and Jackie Chan "WTF?" reaction to someone thinking...

So, this happened in Canada: https://www.castanet.net/news/BC/435230/Man-could-be-charged-for-being-too-drunk-in-canoe-on-Christina-Lake I read Indiana's OWI statute out of curiosity. It says "a vehicle" and it applies even when you're not on a road. A bit of digging told me that this...

With all the "It bleeds, it leads" - esp. shootings - our local news reports every day, I was pleasantly surprised to see this today: https://smartasset.com/data-studies/americas-safest-suburbs-2023 Three of the five safest in the US are Indy suburbs with a fourth in the top 25. All four are...

Exhibit A for why a goalkeeper should never stray far from the goal he's defending.

When mother nature calls, she can't be put on hold.

It's a slow news day here. https://www.wishtv.com/news/local-news/carmel-firefighters-make-daring-storm-drain-rescue/

Another day with (literal) BS in the Indy suburbs ... https://fox59.com/news/missing-bull-roams-streets-of-whiteland-police-find/

I laughed when I heard about this on the radio this morning ... https://apnews.com/article/social-media-utah-kids-84bd1f6481071726327bce25cf3e7522 My thoughts "About damn time." and "This will be contested in court." The Utah gov't expects to get sued over it. Hopefully the law is...

He didn't have the option a cashier does when they need a bathroom: "Hold on a sec. I really need to pee. I'll be right back." When Nature calls, she can not be put on hold.

Still probably a better driver than most of the idiots out there ...

Lithium is the lightest of the Alkali metals. The Oxygen in water and air think Alkali metals are way sexier than Hydrogen: Prying Oxygen away from an Alkali metal means that you just invited Fluorine to the party or jumped through a circus routine of hoops. Keeping Oxygen away from an...

Maybe. The worst client a lawyer can have is themself.

The homeless man my family keeps an eye out for says that if he hadn't walked away from a $70k/yr paycheque about a decade ago he'd either be on death row or serving a life sentence.

Oh dear ... Um, if you're unhappy with your job you can always walk away because you aren't a slave.