Well yeah, they've been working on creating that type of narrative ever since people continued to question what was going on. I expect this particular narrative to come out sometime by Thursday, with the admittance of truth shortly before Christmas hoping that everyone will forget about it...
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
It ID's Feds from afar,
Low fades, dark shades, watches gold,
Your shenanigans are getting old,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
Glowie fears put you in bars.